04-05-2014, 04:50 AM
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Practically Lives Here
How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety
Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM'
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The roads are narrow here
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Picture this: a secluded stretch of road off the beaten path, a steamed up and shimmying car, a little (okay, a lot) of passenger side seat sex and an approaching party of drunk hunters (with rifles in hand) upset about strangers being on their land.
Not only did we both nearly have heart attacks from the interruption and ensuing hunt and drop and hunt and drop of the keys in our efforts to get away, but I wound up with a nasty friction burn on one of my knees from where the seat belt connection rubbed through my stockings.
Who knew that my little car could run like The General Lee?
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