Accidents, Mishaps and Injuries During Sex!

Gemme · 04-05-2014, 04:50 AM

Picture this: a secluded stretch of road off the beaten path, a steamed up and shimmying car, a little (okay, a lot) of passenger side seat sex and an approaching party of drunk hunters (with rifles in hand) upset about strangers being on their land.

Not only did we both nearly have heart attacks from the interruption and ensuing hunt and drop and hunt and drop of the keys in our efforts to get away, but I wound up with a nasty friction burn on one of my knees from where the seat belt connection rubbed through my stockings.

Who knew that my little car could run like The General Lee?

grenade · 04-05-2014, 06:14 PM

Years back, I tried to be all sexy, lingerie, dimming the lights, sauntering across the room to light candles, catching my acrylic thumbnail on fire. I casually blew it out and tried to recover such a sexy moment. It didn't work.

NitroChrys_Butch · 04-05-2014, 07:14 PM

A couple of years ago...we were a new couple and I was doing My darndest to impress her with everything I could pull out of the butch handbook.

After spending some time together ( a few months) it was clear we were going to move forward and begin a sexual relationship. Great meal... candles.. music... scented sheets.... every detail to grooming tended to...

What could go wrong?

Without giving details... I had spent considerable time eating at the "Y" ... and was not aware she had squirmed her way down the bed...Me following her... when I went to shift and come back for more.... I toppled off the side of the bed....it hurt... but could I tell her that... nope... I limped back to bed and resumed the night's activities.....

NitroChrys_Butch · 04-05-2014, 07:38 PM

A month ago... the girl and I were in the shower.... and things had heated up considerably...we ended up pleasuring each other several ways... each time more intense than the last... finally we decided to continue out of the shower and when I got out of the shower after her...I pushed her against the door...and it continued for a bit ...after getting to My feet again... I winked at her... stepped back and ended up doing a "Bambi on Ice" routine.. skidding across the bathroom floor and crashing toes into the base of the toilet.

I limped out of the bathroom and managed to keep up with her. I didn't need my toes for anything ..... *G

NitroChrys_Butch · 04-05-2014, 07:47 PM

It is no secret I live the BDSM Lifestyle with My girl. The first time I tied her up I was super serious. I set the scene. I made sure I was commanding her attention. She knew I was her Dominant. There was no doubt. Her headspace and Mine ... intense. I spent a good deal of time letting her know she was not going to be able to escape. I had her hands bound over her head... feet spread and bound to the end of the table. I had two straps from side to side to hold her in place. One strap just above her breasts. The other low over her hips. I leaned over and in My most stern voice I described what I was going to do to her. To reinforce My words... I grabbed the strap and tugged on it to show her it was tight. And that is when it happened....

POW!!!!!!!! I punched Myself right in the eye.

So much for setting the scene.

Rockinonahigh · 04-06-2014, 02:45 AM

Once a long time ago(and has happened sense) while having a long, slow, easy sex I had a leg cramp from hell.I had to stop , there wasn't anything else to do.I tried to role off the bed easy instead I fell off. Knocking the wine stand over ending up laying in ice and spilled wine.I really wanted to impress this lady bad,we had a good laugh after it was all over..humor is wonderful.

mythy · 04-06-2014, 05:46 AM

We was getting all cosy an I was whispering sweet nothings in her lughole and then...she went an got a puncture, ah well.

an me bloody 12 month warranty ad just run out...bugger

ForeverMe · 05-10-2014, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grenade

Years back, I tried to be all sexy, lingerie, dimming the lights, sauntering across the room to light candles, catching my acrylic thumbnail on fire. I casually blew it out and tried to recover such a sexy moment. It didn't work.

I too have caught my acrylics on fire several times. It always happens at the worst possible times.

Bèsame* · 05-10-2014, 08:43 PM

When making out hot and heavy in a Suburban, that has a huge bench seat, I'd advise you to watch where your feet go. Turning on the emergency lights just brings attention to your moving car. And don't be surprised, in the morning light, you see feet marks on the windshield.

cinnamongrrl · 05-10-2014, 08:52 PM

lol I believe this is the second time ive been reminded of something from long time ago....

so.....my ex and I were having fun in her big bad truck...her NEW truck....

the cab space was extremely limited...and while I was changing positions....I broke one of her heating vents.... I felt awful.....she laughed and said it was the best reason for it to be broken and we would always think of it when we saw it....lol

Rockinonahigh · 05-10-2014, 09:49 PM

A lady friend of mine and I were staying at one of the local casinos for the weekend and the room had a nice hot tub.Well we hoped into it for a good soak,so after a while I was getting out then had the awful feeling it wasn't going to be an easy thing for either of us to do so with the floor having lots of bubble bath on it it was slippery than all get out's.I thought we were going to have to call for help to get out,eventually we managed to slither out with out to much damage to either of us,good thing we both had a good sence of humor about it all or it would have been a whole lotta mess to explane to anyone if if we had called for help.

04-05-2014, 04:50 AM	#1
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,926 Times in 25,667 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	Picture this: a secluded stretch of road off the beaten path, a steamed up and shimmying car, a little (okay, a lot) of passenger side seat sex and an approaching party of drunk hunters (with rifles in hand) upset about strangers being on their land. Not only did we both nearly have heart attacks from the interruption and ensuing hunt and drop and hunt and drop of the keys in our efforts to get away, but I wound up with a nasty friction burn on one of my knees from where the seat belt connection rubbed through my stockings. Who knew that my little car could run like The General Lee? __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

04-05-2014, 07:14 PM	#3
NitroChrys_Butch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Cape May Point NJ Posts: 269 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 878 Thanked 703 Times in 199 Posts Rep Power: 3072718	A couple of years ago...we were a new couple and I was doing My darndest to impress her with everything I could pull out of the butch handbook. After spending some time together ( a few months) it was clear we were going to move forward and begin a sexual relationship. Great meal... candles.. music... scented sheets.... every detail to grooming tended to... What could go wrong? Without giving details... I had spent considerable time eating at the "Y" ... and was not aware she had squirmed her way down the bed...Me following her... when I went to shift and come back for more.... I toppled off the side of the bed....it hurt... but could I tell her that... nope... I limped back to bed and resumed the night's activities..... __________________ “Hy who risks and fails can be forgiven. Hy who never risks and never fails is a failure in Hys whole being.”

04-05-2014, 07:38 PM	#4
NitroChrys_Butch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Cape May Point NJ Posts: 269 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 878 Thanked 703 Times in 199 Posts Rep Power: 3072718	A month ago... the girl and I were in the shower.... and things had heated up considerably...we ended up pleasuring each other several ways... each time more intense than the last... finally we decided to continue out of the shower and when I got out of the shower after her...I pushed her against the door...and it continued for a bit ...after getting to My feet again... I winked at her... stepped back and ended up doing a "Bambi on Ice" routine.. skidding across the bathroom floor and crashing toes into the base of the toilet. I limped out of the bathroom and managed to keep up with her. I didn't need my toes for anything ..... *G __________________ “Hy who risks and fails can be forgiven. Hy who never risks and never fails is a failure in Hys whole being.”

04-05-2014, 07:47 PM	#5
NitroChrys_Butch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Cape May Point NJ Posts: 269 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 878 Thanked 703 Times in 199 Posts Rep Power: 3072718	It is no secret I live the BDSM Lifestyle with My girl. The first time I tied her up I was super serious. I set the scene. I made sure I was commanding her attention. She knew I was her Dominant. There was no doubt. Her headspace and Mine ... intense. I spent a good deal of time letting her know she was not going to be able to escape. I had her hands bound over her head... feet spread and bound to the end of the table. I had two straps from side to side to hold her in place. One strap just above her breasts. The other low over her hips. I leaned over and in My most stern voice I described what I was going to do to her. To reinforce My words... I grabbed the strap and tugged on it to show her it was tight. And that is when it happened.... POW!!!!!!!! I punched Myself right in the eye. So much for setting the scene. __________________ “Hy who risks and fails can be forgiven. Hy who never risks and never fails is a failure in Hys whole being.”

04-06-2014, 05:46 AM	#7
mythy Junior Member How Do You Identify?: silly buggar Relationship Status: single Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: cheshire Posts: 80 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 55 Thanked 180 Times in 67 Posts Rep Power: 1503252	Me Date We was getting all cosy an I was whispering sweet nothings in her lughole and then...she went an got a puncture, ah well. an me bloody 12 month warranty ad just run out...bugger Last edited by mythy; 04-06-2014 at 05:49 AM. Reason: joke

04-05-2014, 06:14 PM	#2
grenade Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Full Flavor Femme Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Midwest Posts: 2,929 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,925 Thanked 8,058 Times in 2,121 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Years back, I tried to be all sexy, lingerie, dimming the lights, sauntering across the room to light candles, catching my acrylic thumbnail on fire. I casually blew it out and tried to recover such a sexy moment. It didn't work.

04-06-2014, 02:45 AM	#6
Rockinonahigh Senior Member How Do You Identify?: stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: makes no diffrence,I know who I am. Relationship Status: single,maybe looking if the right person comes along. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 4,907 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,682 Thanked 14,933 Times in 3,938 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Once a long time ago(and has happened sense) while having a long, slow, easy sex I had a leg cramp from hell.I had to stop , there wasn't anything else to do.I tried to role off the bed easy instead I fell off. Knocking the wine stand over ending up laying in ice and spilled wine.I really wanted to impress this lady bad,we had a good laugh after it was all over..humor is wonderful.

05-10-2014, 08:43 PM	#9
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05-10-2014, 08:52 PM	#10
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,662 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,233 Thanked 27,600 Times in 6,957 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	lol I believe this is the second time ive been reminded of something from long time ago.... so.....my ex and I were having fun in her big bad truck...her NEW truck.... the cab space was extremely limited...and while I was changing positions....I broke one of her heating vents.... I felt awful.....she laughed and said it was the best reason for it to be broken and we would always think of it when we saw it....lol __________________

05-10-2014, 09:49 PM	#11
Rockinonahigh Senior Member How Do You Identify?: stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: makes no diffrence,I know who I am. Relationship Status: single,maybe looking if the right person comes along. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 4,907 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,682 Thanked 14,933 Times in 3,938 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	A lady friend of mine and I were staying at one of the local casinos for the weekend and the room had a nice hot tub.Well we hoped into it for a good soak,so after a while I was getting out then had the awful feeling it wasn't going to be an easy thing for either of us to do so with the floor having lots of bubble bath on it it was slippery than all get out's.I thought we were going to have to call for help to get out,eventually we managed to slither out with out to much damage to either of us,good thing we both had a good sence of humor about it all or it would have been a whole lotta mess to explane to anyone if if we had called for help.