Okay, forget all that nonsense I spouted in here before; I didn't know what I was talking about.
Love, schmove. I changed my mind and now I just want someone who is willing to take care of all the pest control and I don't care about anything else, okay? I'm going to have nightmares tonight about the family of the HUGE bug I just killed coming back to exact their vengeance upon me as I sleep.
lol, and you will totally score if, much like St. Patrick driving all the snakes out of Ireland, you remove all the bugs and arachnids and snakes and whatever else might be living here. Bonus points for their relocation in lieu of extermination.
But don't dare touch those bees! I like those.
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Last edited by Smiling; 05-28-2015 at 08:36 PM.
Reason: I'm actually traumatized.
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