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Old 12-26-2010, 06:35 AM   #1
SouthernStud
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Want one but no real female willin to step up and treat me like the king to their queen.....
 
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A sub's lessons
[LIST=1][*]i will not carve my initials into the flogger handles[*]i will not spank others[*]i will not aim for Master's head[*]i will not yell "safeword!" in the grocery store[*]i will not sell the names on my newsgroup list to the National Enquirer[*]i will not read and giggle at Master's logs from the Dom Forum[*]i will not yell "fire!" every time Master lights a candle [*]funny noises are not funny[*]i will not slap Master with my bra[*]Punishment is not boring or pointless[*]i will not call Master, "Dr. Death"[*]i will not defame the Eugenspeigel Society[*]i will not put laxatives in the candy bowl before Master's d/s party[*]i will not hide the newbies or send them snipe Dom hunting [*]i will not bring sheep to the subbie forum[*]a burp is not an appropriate response to Master[*]i will not eat all Master's M&M's while he is at work[*]i will not yell "she's tied up" at the subbie forum[*]Master's gags are not to be used to keep the children quiet[*]i will not call Master: spud head, butt head or any kind of head[*]Masters ARE perfect[*]Mud is not an acceptable side dish for dinner for Master[*]i will NOT wear panties[*]i will not sell snake oil or tiger balm at Master's d/s parties[*]i will not peek out of the blindfold [*]there is no such thing as "slave immunity"[*]i will not sneak in the bathroom when i don't have permission[*]i did not win an Emmy for my last session[*]i will not hide all Master's toys[*]all play and no work does not a good slave make [*]i will not say "oh Master you're the bestest and biggest" just to get a spanking[*]i can not fire Master[*]my last assignment was not stolen by one armed net hackers[*]i will not scare the newbies by telling them ALL REAL subs like bullwhips[*]i will not perform breast implant surgery on the newbies[*]i will refrain from saying "hail Satan" when i don't like Master's orders[*]i will not remind Master daily of our 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 1 yr. anniversary[*]i will not waste wax by playing with it or putting it on all Master's clamps[*]i will not use Master's bondage table for a skateboard ramp or a slide into the pool[*]i will not wear Master's underwear on my head[*]Master's dog does not stink[*]i will not torment the newbies with the Violet Wand
....and last but not least [*]i will not use the pages from Master's Dom Handbook to start the grill.
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