Hmmmm....FUN

SouthernStud · 12-26-2010, 06:35 AM

A sub's lessons
[LIST=1][*]i will not carve my initials into the flogger handles[*]i will not spank others[*]i will not aim for Master's head[*]i will not yell "safeword!" in the grocery store[*]i will not sell the names on my newsgroup list to the National Enquirer[*]i will not read and giggle at Master's logs from the Dom Forum[*]i will not yell "fire!" every time Master lights a candle [*]funny noises are not funny[*]i will not slap Master with my bra[*]Punishment is not boring or pointless[*]i will not call Master, "Dr. Death"[*]i will not defame the Eugenspeigel Society[*]i will not put laxatives in the candy bowl before Master's d/s party[*]i will not hide the newbies or send them snipe Dom hunting [*]i will not bring sheep to the subbie forum[*]a burp is not an appropriate response to Master[*]i will not eat all Master's M&M's while he is at work[*]i will not yell "she's tied up" at the subbie forum[*]Master's gags are not to be used to keep the children quiet[*]i will not call Master: spud head, butt head or any kind of head[*]Masters ARE perfect[*]Mud is not an acceptable side dish for dinner for Master[*]i will NOT wear panties[*]i will not sell snake oil or tiger balm at Master's d/s parties[*]i will not peek out of the blindfold [*]there is no such thing as "slave immunity"[*]i will not sneak in the bathroom when i don't have permission[*]i did not win an Emmy for my last session[*]i will not hide all Master's toys[*]all play and no work does not a good slave make [*]i will not say "oh Master you're the bestest and biggest" just to get a spanking[*]i can not fire Master[*]my last assignment was not stolen by one armed net hackers[*]i will not scare the newbies by telling them ALL REAL subs like bullwhips[*]i will not perform breast implant surgery on the newbies[*]i will refrain from saying "hail Satan" when i don't like Master's orders[*]i will not remind Master daily of our 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 1 yr. anniversary[*]i will not waste wax by playing with it or putting it on all Master's clamps[*]i will not use Master's bondage table for a skateboard ramp or a slide into the pool[*]i will not wear Master's underwear on my head[*]Master's dog does not stink[*]i will not torment the newbies with the Violet Wand
....and last but not least [*]i will not use the pages from Master's Dom Handbook to start the grill.

The_Lady_Snow · 12-26-2010, 09:21 AM

I don't know wether to ha-ha??? Or duh, common sense???

TickledPink · 12-26-2010, 10:27 AM

I'll go with DUH!

Gemme · 12-26-2010, 08:57 PM

I like panties.

SouthernStud · 12-26-2010, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

I like panties.

So do i....on the floor or hangin from the lamp!!!!

The_Lady_Snow · 12-26-2010, 09:05 PM

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SouthernStud · 12-26-2010, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

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lmao What can i say..i have my own rules for some women!!!! Thats the beauty in bein MASTER

Soft*Silver · 12-26-2010, 09:09 PM

ok..I have to ask. In this situation, if a sub acted like this, is it the sub who is the problem or the Dominant? Or is this just the dynamic that is agreed upon by the two?

Soft*Silver · 12-26-2010, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SouthernStud

lmao What can i say..i have my own rules for some women!!!! Thats the beauty in bein MASTER

another question...I thought Master was to slave and Dominant was to submissive. Am I incorrect?

girl_dee · 12-26-2010, 09:11 PM

I can't even fathom it......glad this is in the Fluff column...

Soft*Silver · 12-26-2010, 09:13 PM

well, I am dabbling in this arena and I am doing alot of reading and talking to people and now this thread has me all confused....

The_Lady_Snow · 12-26-2010, 09:14 PM

Personally *I* would not tolerate any of these behaviours from mine.

girl_dee · 12-26-2010, 09:15 PM

SURELY its a joke.

Mud as a side dish to Master?/

yes yes a joke.

Mister Bent · 12-26-2010, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SouthernStud

lmao What can i say..i have my own rules for some women!!!! Thats the beauty in bein MASTER

Soft*Silver · 12-26-2010, 09:20 PM

nods to Lady Snow. When I decided to step into this world, one of the things that drew me to it, was the behavioral codes of both the Domme and Sub, Mistress/slave. The level of trust and sincerity, and the degree of earned reciprocal respect that is shown between the two should be obvious to themselves, but also to the world around them, yes? I would be horrified, literally horrified if a submissive ever acted this way to their Domme in front of me. And God help them if they were mine! Or am I being too stuffy?

dixie · 12-26-2010, 09:22 PM

The OP is actually a snippet of something that I read on a blog somewhere, and was written by a genuine Dom who was hashing out different subjects and also showing the sense of humor facets of individuals etc etc. I think it's perhaps being misconstrued in this context without further explanation, hence the confusion....

Tucker · 12-26-2010, 09:24 PM

Do I get to play She-Ra?
Meow!!!

Soft*Silver · 12-26-2010, 09:24 PM

ahhhhhhh....A tongue in cheek piece! How I wish it had been quoted so that I would have understood it was not SS's work, but of someone else. Perhaps, SS, you could post where you got this so I could go read more of this blog?

dixie · 12-26-2010, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by softness

ahhhhhhh....A tongue in cheek piece! How I wish it had been quoted so that I would have understood it was not SS's work, but of someone else. Perhaps, SS, you could post where you got this so I could go read more of this blog?

I used to have the link saved on my other pc but lost it when that pc crashed and burned...lol

girl_dee · 12-26-2010, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by dixielady

The OP is actually a snippet of something that I read on a blog somewhere, and was written by a genuine Dom who was hashing out different subjects and also showing the sense of humor facets of individuals etc etc. I think it's perhaps being misconstrued in this context without further explanation....

Thanks for this..

I would venture to voice my real opinions (and OH I got em on this one) about the opening post if this were a serious thread in the BDSM section but since it's posted as some sort of joke I will opt out.

12-26-2010, 06:35 AM	#1
SouthernStud Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Badass Stud Preferred Pronoun?: Master Relationship Status: Want one but no real female willin to step up and treat me like the king to their queen..... Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Here Posts: 95 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8 Thanked 73 Times in 30 Posts Rep Power: 0	Hmmmm....FUN A sub's lessons [LIST=1][]i will not carve my initials into the flogger handles[]i will not spank others[]i will not aim for Master's head[]i will not yell "safeword!" in the grocery store[]i will not sell the names on my newsgroup list to the National Enquirer[]i will not read and giggle at Master's logs from the Dom Forum[]i will not yell "fire!" every time Master lights a candle []funny noises are not funny[]i will not slap Master with my bra[]Punishment is not boring or pointless[]i will not call Master, "Dr. Death"[]i will not defame the Eugenspeigel Society[]i will not put laxatives in the candy bowl before Master's d/s party[]i will not hide the newbies or send them snipe Dom hunting []i will not bring sheep to the subbie forum[]a burp is not an appropriate response to Master[]i will not eat all Master's M&M's while he is at work[]i will not yell "she's tied up" at the subbie forum[]Master's gags are not to be used to keep the children quiet[]i will not call Master: spud head, butt head or any kind of head[]Masters ARE perfect[]Mud is not an acceptable side dish for dinner for Master[]i will NOT wear panties[]i will not sell snake oil or tiger balm at Master's d/s parties[]i will not peek out of the blindfold []there is no such thing as "slave immunity"[]i will not sneak in the bathroom when i don't have permission[]i did not win an Emmy for my last session[]i will not hide all Master's toys[]all play and no work does not a good slave make []i will not say "oh Master you're the bestest and biggest" just to get a spanking[]i can not fire Master[]my last assignment was not stolen by one armed net hackers[]i will not scare the newbies by telling them ALL REAL subs like bullwhips[]i will not perform breast implant surgery on the newbies[]i will refrain from saying "hail Satan" when i don't like Master's orders[]i will not remind Master daily of our 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 1 yr. anniversary[]i will not waste wax by playing with it or putting it on all Master's clamps[]i will not use Master's bondage table for a skateboard ramp or a slide into the pool[]i will not wear Master's underwear on my head[]Master's dog does not stink[]i will not torment the newbies with the Violet Wand ....and last but not least [*]i will not use the pages from Master's Dom Handbook to start the grill.

12-26-2010, 09:21 AM	#2
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,081 Times in 15,669 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	I don't know wether to ha-ha??? Or duh, common sense??? __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

12-26-2010, 08:57 PM	#4
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,973 Times in 25,664 Posts Rep Power: 21474888	I like panties. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

12-26-2010, 09:05 PM	#6
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,081 Times in 15,669 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	•••••••••• __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

12-26-2010, 09:09 PM	#8
SoftSilver Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: rose cottage Posts: 5,592 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,948 Thanked 15,908 Times in 4,062 Posts Rep Power*: 21474857	just for my own personal information.... ok..I have to ask. In this situation, if a sub acted like this, is it the sub who is the problem or the Dominant? Or is this just the dynamic that is agreed upon by the two? __________________ Pole bachit, a lis chuye. The field sees, the forest hears

12-26-2010, 10:27 AM	#3
TickledPink Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Girly Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Miss Pink Relationship Status: Shacked UP Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The Holt-Mason Chateau Decherd/I'm a NashVegas Girl! Posts: 1,041 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 586 Thanked 1,997 Times in 606 Posts Rep Power: 9218476	I'll go with DUH!

12-26-2010, 09:11 PM	#10
girl_dee Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: dee Relationship Status: Hitched up Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Livin’ the Dream Posts: 24,079 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 30,560 Thanked 54,833 Times in 13,908 Posts Rep Power: 21474873	I can't even fathom it......glad this is in the Fluff column...

12-26-2010, 09:13 PM	#11
SoftSilver Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: rose cottage Posts: 5,592 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,948 Thanked 15,908 Times in 4,062 Posts Rep Power*: 21474857	well, I am dabbling in this arena and I am doing alot of reading and talking to people and now this thread has me all confused.... __________________ Pole bachit, a lis chuye. The field sees, the forest hears

12-26-2010, 09:14 PM	#12
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,081 Times in 15,669 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	Personally I would not tolerate any of these behaviours from mine. __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

12-26-2010, 09:15 PM	#13
girl_dee Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: dee Relationship Status: Hitched up Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Livin’ the Dream Posts: 24,079 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 30,560 Thanked 54,833 Times in 13,908 Posts Rep Power: 21474873	SURELY its a joke. Mud as a side dish to Master?/ yes yes a joke.

12-26-2010, 09:20 PM	#15
SoftSilver Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: rose cottage Posts: 5,592 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,948 Thanked 15,908 Times in 4,062 Posts Rep Power*: 21474857	just thinking out loud... nods to Lady Snow. When I decided to step into this world, one of the things that drew me to it, was the behavioral codes of both the Domme and Sub, Mistress/slave. The level of trust and sincerity, and the degree of earned reciprocal respect that is shown between the two should be obvious to themselves, but also to the world around them, yes? I would be horrified, literally horrified if a submissive ever acted this way to their Domme in front of me. And God help them if they were mine! Or am I being too stuffy? __________________ Pole bachit, a lis chuye. The field sees, the forest hears

12-26-2010, 09:22 PM	#16
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	The OP is actually a snippet of something that I read on a blog somewhere, and was written by a genuine Dom who was hashing out different subjects and also showing the sense of humor facets of individuals etc etc. I think it's perhaps being misconstrued in this context without further explanation, hence the confusion....

12-26-2010, 09:24 PM	#17
Tucker Member How Do You Identify?: A pretty little thing Preferred Pronoun?: Fatale Relationship Status: Independently owned and operated Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Afternoons in Utopia. Posts: 832 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,090 Thanked 1,292 Times in 486 Posts Rep Power: 3051091	Do I get to play She-Ra? Meow!!!