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			Very simple game, start with "That awkward moment when...." and add something that you've actually awkwardly experienced or something others can relate too! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	That awkward moment when you realize that your fly has been down all day...... ...and go!  | 
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			That awkward moment when you realize you put your underwear on backwards...
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
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I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: 
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			That awkward moment when you see that the person you were calling out too in a stranger rather than your friend.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
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I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: 
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			That awkward moment when you realize that that wasn't really a fart... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
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			that awkward moment when you realize the itty bitty fart you let slip was not only silent AND violent but a mushroom cloud of stench filled red arrows pointing directly at you.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			That awkward moment when you realize that someone does remember you, and your first meeting was a not so flattering moment in your life.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			That awkward moment when sneeze in public and it turns out to be a nasal explosion with no kleenex in sight.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Oooo!  Or that awkward moment when you run into someone who knows you and you, for the life of you can't remember who the eff they are!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			That awkward moment when you realize you just sent the text meant for your girlfriend to your brother..  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	 
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			That awkward moment when you discover the back of your skirt is tucked into your pantyhose... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	Or when a wire in your underwire bra escapes and is emerging like a snake from the neckline of your shirt...  | 
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			That awkward moment when.... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			You try to prevent a burp happening, only it escapes LOUDLY and echoes around the Church as the Bride and Groom say their vows! ![]() ....It was something I ate at the Breakfast Reception....honest!   
		
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 That awkward moment when you realize you gave a great presentation at work with a large blueberry on your tooth.  | 
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			 That awkward moment when you realize you are wearing 2 different shoes. Or the one when getting ready for bed, you realize your shirt is inside out. You would think someone would have said something but noooooooo. These are just two of the reasons I now lay my clothes out the night before. Apparently, my eyes cannot be trusted in the morning.  | 
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			That awkward moment when your bra strap breaks and you go into a bathroom stall take off your shirt hang it on the back of the door, remove your bra to pin it and someone opens the door that apparently didn’t lock and you are standing there topless in your jeans.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			That awkward moment when you are surrounded by 20+ family members you haven't seen since you were about 8 years old and they all want to pinch your cheeks and tell you that you'd better settle down with a good butch soon before you become an old maid....sooooo....you sneak outside as far as possible to smoke half a pack of marlboros and still hit the wifi to post in the awkward moment thread. Lol.   
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			That awkward moment that you check yourself in the mirror and find food in your teeth... and your last meal was HOURS ago.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
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