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01-14-2012, 11:14 AM
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That awkward moment when you discover the back of your skirt is tucked into your pantyhose...
Or when a wire in your underwire bra escapes and is emerging like a snake from the neckline of your shirt... |
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01-14-2012, 11:21 AM
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That awkward moment when....
You try to prevent a burp happening, only it escapes LOUDLY and echoes around the Church as the Bride and Groom say their vows! .gif "Say What?") ....It was something I ate at the Breakfast Reception....honest! 
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01-14-2012, 12:26 PM
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That awkward moment when you realize you gave a great presentation at work with a large blueberry on your tooth. |
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01-14-2012, 12:37 PM
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That awkward moment when you realize you are wearing 2 different shoes. Or the one when getting ready for bed, you realize your shirt is inside out. You would think someone would have said something but noooooooo. These are just two of the reasons I now lay my clothes out the night before. Apparently, my eyes cannot be trusted in the morning. |
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01-14-2012, 12:51 PM
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That awkward moment when your bra strap breaks and you go into a bathroom stall take off your shirt hang it on the back of the door, remove your bra to pin it and someone opens the door that apparently didn’t lock and you are standing there topless in your jeans.
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01-14-2012, 01:03 PM
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I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?:
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That awkward moment when you are surrounded by 20+ family members you haven't seen since you were about 8 years old and they all want to pinch your cheeks and tell you that you'd better settle down with a good butch soon before you become an old maid....sooooo....you sneak outside as far as possible to smoke half a pack of marlboros and still hit the wifi to post in the awkward moment thread. Lol.
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01-14-2012, 04:15 PM
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That awkward moment that you check yourself in the mirror and find food in your teeth... and your last meal was HOURS ago.
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01-14-2012, 04:25 PM
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That awkward moment when in frount of ten judges at the world paint show u realise u r not totaly buttoned up.
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01-14-2012, 05:14 PM
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I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?:
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01-14-2012, 05:49 PM
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Urban Bohemian : http://youtu.be/IM96Ch9Gx4A 
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That awkward moment when you hit someones number on your cell ; it dials, they pick up, and you start going on and on about some personal details then realize you got the wrong person on the other end???
 LOL I had this happen twice in one day, once from me and then someone called me who probably wished they hadn't. It began with OH.... um... I thought I was calling home.... too late we had to bridge the silence. Wonder what the moon was in?
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01-14-2012, 08:29 PM
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That awkward moment when you clock in on time at work, totally ready and organized, and are told you aren't scheduled for that day.
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01-18-2012, 02:44 PM
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BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?:
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Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities...
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That awkward moment when….
You answer the door believing your cousin has forgotten his keys, again, only it’s not him, but, the Butch you’re dating whose come to surprise you with a visit before hy goes on night shift, and your standing there with your hair covered in dye, piled high on your head, which is wrapped in Clingfilm (plastic wrap).  Bang goes one of my beauty secrets! LOL!
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01-20-2012, 02:56 PM
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That awkward moment when you were talking to someone who you haven't seen in a long while and they correct you when you call them by the wrong name a third time.
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03-08-2012, 01:45 PM
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That awkward moment when you are running late and grab that blue t-shirt on the top of the clean clothes pile and throw it on and run out the door only to walk into the class and people are looking and smiling at you and you look and discover it is one of your son's t-shirts. "I am not saying what it had on it either :P" Giggles
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01-15-2012, 12:26 AM
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OMG, when I was eighteen and I was out bowling with my older sis and her husband, all of a sudden he said to me, "E.T. phone home". I couldn't figure out what he meant till he pointed to the underwire protruding from my shirt like an antenna LMAO
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01-15-2012, 01:07 AM
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Awkward moment...
When giving a dinner party for twelve, boss and parents in attendance, and your dog carries your boxer shorts out in her mouth and drops to the floor in the middle of the conversation area, and begins to chew the crotch out.
or... When you are planning a big bachelor party and have ordered a couple of cases of little plastics boobs and penises as party favors. They are delivered when you are not home and left on the front porch. The neighbors dogs get into the boxes and you come home to find your lawn scattered with little plastic boobs and penises. The neighbors were not amused! |
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01-15-2012, 11:34 AM
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That Awkward moment when you are IMing with someone and they accidently send you a text meant for someone else and its rather *ahem* personal... lol
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01-16-2012, 11:04 AM
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When you realize you have been holding a conversation with someone who was talking to someone on their bluetooth.
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01-16-2012, 11:15 AM
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Ahhh yes.... that awkward moment when you get into an elevator and just as the door closes you think you are alone...and you let loose with a fart that smells like something died up inside you..... And then the door reopens and someon else gets into the elevator with you..... And you try and comvince them that it happened BEfORE you...... 
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01-16-2012, 11:32 AM
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That awkward moment when you walk off the stage after speaking to over 300 hundred people at the podium. Look down and see that you are wearing one navy blue pump and one black one.
Ugggg, blues and blacks are so hard to tell the diff.
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