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07-01-2010, 10:23 PM
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I'd Like to Claim I was Drunk: Pick Up Lines Destined to Fail
Share them here, your worst lines ever.
You know the ones, no sooner do they escape your lips than you know tonight is decidedly not your night to get laid. One that didn't work for me: "You're interesting like a case study."
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07-01-2010, 10:31 PM
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Is it wrong that the aforementioned line would work on me?
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07-01-2010, 10:36 PM
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Umm, does it have to be one of our own? Have I derailed the thread already?
Him: What are my Chances?
(my response to this after being approached (from behind) while getting into my car) "Of being arrested? I'd say pretty high" |
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07-01-2010, 10:37 PM
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken |
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07-01-2010, 10:50 PM
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Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.
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07-01-2010, 11:03 PM
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If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
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07-02-2010, 07:57 AM
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This one really happened to me...
In the parking lot of the bookstore...from the (maybe) 20ish young man who held the door open for me...
Have you ever considered the advantages of a friendship with a younger man? 
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07-02-2010, 12:35 PM
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"You have the kind of beauty that men have waged wars over"
Truth be told, this one sort of worked (or at least I considered for just a few moments) |
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