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07-01-2010, 10:31 PM
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Is it wrong that the aforementioned line would work on me?
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07-01-2010, 10:36 PM
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Umm, does it have to be one of our own? Have I derailed the thread already?
Him: What are my Chances?
(my response to this after being approached (from behind) while getting into my car) "Of being arrested? I'd say pretty high" |
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07-01-2010, 10:37 PM
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken |
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07-01-2010, 10:50 PM
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Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.
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“You’re so hard on yourself. Take a moment. Sit back. Marvel at your life: at the grief that softened you, at the heartache that widened you, at the suffering that strengthened you. Despite everything, you still grow. Be proud of this.”
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07-01-2010, 11:03 PM
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If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
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“You’re so hard on yourself. Take a moment. Sit back. Marvel at your life: at the grief that softened you, at the heartache that widened you, at the suffering that strengthened you. Despite everything, you still grow. Be proud of this.”
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07-02-2010, 07:57 AM
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This one really happened to me...
In the parking lot of the bookstore...from the (maybe) 20ish young man who held the door open for me...
Have you ever considered the advantages of a friendship with a younger man? 
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07-02-2010, 07:58 AM
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"Hey Lady, you got the love I need."
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07-02-2010, 08:16 AM
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How 'bout I play Nelly and you play Paw?
(needless to say, I did not get laid that night)
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07-02-2010, 08:39 AM
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bad lines
would you like to come over for breakfast?
you look like someone i used to sleep with you are like manna from heaven, come to rest in my mouth. can you touch your toes in that skirt? love your shoes, they would look great behind your head. Wow! you are HOTT! can i fan the flame i like wine, but i prefer moan what time do you want to get off? hey, i know you. you're the one that likes it doggie style. mmmmmm, you smell like sex hey girl, why don't you come over here and give me a big fat wet kiss hello my name is Andy..... Handy Andy girl, you look like you got Skillz Dayum, you got a big fine ass you got boobs for days
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what's a cowboy got to do to get a drink around here? 
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07-02-2010, 12:35 PM
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Original.
"You have the kind of beauty that men have waged wars over"
Truth be told, this one sort of worked (or at least I considered for just a few moments) |
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