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			We have all misinterpreted song lyrics at one point or another. I find misheard lyrics to be hilarious and have been caught belting them out on more than one occassion.   
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	I used to think Alanis Morrisette was singing "It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me." It's really "the cross I bare that you gave to me." Some others that have cracked me up: Jefferson Starship - We Built This City Misheard lyrics: We built this city on the wrong damn road Actual lyrics: We built this city on rock and roll Juice Newton - Angel of the Morning Misheard: Just brush my teeth before you leave me, baby. Actual: Just brush my cheek before you leave me, baby. Do you have any misheard lyrics to share?  | 
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 ![]() Paul Young's "Every Time You Go Away" "Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you..."  
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			Eddie Money's "I've got two tickets to paradise" - a friend of mine always thought it was "two tickets and a pair of dice"  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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			Ok, this is going to be funny! lol 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			A radio station I used to listen to would have people call in with just this sort of thing and I so remember one woman who thought that AC/DC's "Dirty deeds done dirt cheap" was "dirty jeans, dungarees".
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			We used to have a thread like this one....not sure where it went but I'm happy to contribute to this one. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	The first, oh, 20 times I heard Kelly Clarkson's "People Like Us", I SWORE she said, "So throw your fish in the air..." instead of "So throw your fists in the air". Swore it. ![]() See?  | 
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			I always thought they were singing "state tropper" ... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
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			My sister always screws up song lyrics. Some of my favorites are: 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Stairway to heaven actual lyric: and as we wind on down the road... Her version: and there's a wino down the road...(somebody should get that guy some help lol) TLC Waterfalls song actual lyric: Don't go chasing waterfalls... Her version: Don't go Jason Waterfalls...(pictures desperate girl clinging a guys ankle...don't go ...don't lol) There is really raunchy one but um not sure how to put it here so I will skip it for now. 
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			I just informed Blaze, that Maroon 5, sings "Sugar" , not " Shotgun". 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			A co-worker keeps belting out; Hot dog's in the city... I say, Dude! It's hot child in the city!  he said no its not.  so as we were fixing a pipe in the ceiling he says it again,  to which I add, Ain't got no mustard it's a pity!  He rolls his eye's and says, looking wild, looking pretty. . Gesssh dude! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	I said how can a hot dog in the city look wild and pretty? He said a good Chicago dog! Dude! ![]()  | 
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			Well ok, you asked for it...lol  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Shania Twain That don't impress me much, actual lyrics: I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight Her version: I can't believe you kiss your c@#k at night *buries face in my palm* 
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			This video has some of the lyrics mentioned in this thread.  A couple of them are ridiculous, but most of these seriously cracked me up. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	Who you gonna call? Those bastards!  
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			"My Eyes Adored You" ( Frankie Valli) always sounded like Sweet Eyes of Georgia to me  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
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			LOL great video, I don't think I will ever hear those songs right again
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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