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My sister always screws up song lyrics. Some of my favorites are:
Stairway to heaven actual lyric: and as we wind on down the road... Her version: and there's a wino down the road...(somebody should get that guy some help lol) TLC Waterfalls song actual lyric: Don't go chasing waterfalls... Her version: Don't go Jason Waterfalls...(pictures desperate girl clinging a guys ankle...don't go ...don't lol) There is really raunchy one but um not sure how to put it here so I will skip it for now.
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I just informed Blaze, that Maroon 5, sings "Sugar" , not " Shotgun".
Lol lol lol
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05-23-2015, 07:12 PM
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A co-worker keeps belting out; Hot dog's in the city... I say, Dude! It's hot child in the city! he said no its not. so as we were fixing a pipe in the ceiling he says it again, to which I add, Ain't got no mustard it's a pity! He rolls his eye's and says, looking wild, looking pretty. . Gesssh dude!
I said how can a hot dog in the city look wild and pretty? He said a good Chicago dog! Dude!  |
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05-23-2015, 11:13 PM
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Well ok, you asked for it...lol
Shania Twain That don't impress me much, actual lyrics: I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight Her version: I can't believe you kiss your c@#k at night *buries face in my palm*
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This video has some of the lyrics mentioned in this thread. A couple of them are ridiculous, but most of these seriously cracked me up.
Who you gonna call? Those bastards! 
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"My Eyes Adored You" ( Frankie Valli) always sounded like Sweet Eyes of Georgia to me
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05-25-2015, 10:38 AM
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LOL great video, I don't think I will ever hear those songs right again
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Fun thread CherryWine!
Go-Go's: THEIR lyrics to 'We got the beat' They got the beat They got the beat They got the beat Yeah, they got the beat What I heard: They've got big feet They've got big feet They've got big feet Yeah, they got big feet 
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