Hmmmm....FUN

SouthernStud · 12-26-2010, 06:35 AM

A sub's lessons
[LIST=1][*]i will not carve my initials into the flogger handles[*]i will not spank others[*]i will not aim for Master's head[*]i will not yell "safeword!" in the grocery store[*]i will not sell the names on my newsgroup list to the National Enquirer[*]i will not read and giggle at Master's logs from the Dom Forum[*]i will not yell "fire!" every time Master lights a candle [*]funny noises are not funny[*]i will not slap Master with my bra[*]Punishment is not boring or pointless[*]i will not call Master, "Dr. Death"[*]i will not defame the Eugenspeigel Society[*]i will not put laxatives in the candy bowl before Master's d/s party[*]i will not hide the newbies or send them snipe Dom hunting [*]i will not bring sheep to the subbie forum[*]a burp is not an appropriate response to Master[*]i will not eat all Master's M&M's while he is at work[*]i will not yell "she's tied up" at the subbie forum[*]Master's gags are not to be used to keep the children quiet[*]i will not call Master: spud head, butt head or any kind of head[*]Masters ARE perfect[*]Mud is not an acceptable side dish for dinner for Master[*]i will NOT wear panties[*]i will not sell snake oil or tiger balm at Master's d/s parties[*]i will not peek out of the blindfold [*]there is no such thing as "slave immunity"[*]i will not sneak in the bathroom when i don't have permission[*]i did not win an Emmy for my last session[*]i will not hide all Master's toys[*]all play and no work does not a good slave make [*]i will not say "oh Master you're the bestest and biggest" just to get a spanking[*]i can not fire Master[*]my last assignment was not stolen by one armed net hackers[*]i will not scare the newbies by telling them ALL REAL subs like bullwhips[*]i will not perform breast implant surgery on the newbies[*]i will refrain from saying "hail Satan" when i don't like Master's orders[*]i will not remind Master daily of our 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 1 yr. anniversary[*]i will not waste wax by playing with it or putting it on all Master's clamps[*]i will not use Master's bondage table for a skateboard ramp or a slide into the pool[*]i will not wear Master's underwear on my head[*]Master's dog does not stink[*]i will not torment the newbies with the Violet Wand
....and last but not least [*]i will not use the pages from Master's Dom Handbook to start the grill.

The_Lady_Snow · 12-26-2010, 09:21 AM

I don't know wether to ha-ha??? Or duh, common sense???

TickledPink · 12-26-2010, 10:27 AM

I'll go with DUH!

Gemme · 12-26-2010, 08:57 PM

I like panties.

SouthernStud · 12-26-2010, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme

I like panties.

So do i....on the floor or hangin from the lamp!!!!

The_Lady_Snow · 12-26-2010, 09:05 PM

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Soft*Silver · 12-26-2010, 09:09 PM

ok..I have to ask. In this situation, if a sub acted like this, is it the sub who is the problem or the Dominant? Or is this just the dynamic that is agreed upon by the two?

dixie · 12-26-2010, 09:31 PM

Hmm...I can't find the link or the corresponding original page, but the piece was written originally by the "formerly known as" Torn's tiara and her Dom. A lot of folks have reposted this piece on many sites but the original seems to have disappeared. Either that or my search skills are going downhill...LOL

Soft*Silver · 12-26-2010, 09:34 PM

thanks Dixie...I will look around and see if I can bump into it. If I do, I will post it here.

SouthernStud · 12-26-2010, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dixielady

Hmm...I can't find the link or the corresponding original page, but the piece was written originally by the "formerly known as" Torn's tiara and her Dom. A lot of folks have reposted this piece on many sites but the original seems to have disappeared. Either that or my search skills are going downhill...LOL

Yeah..i didnt intend for the OP to be taken as literal rules. It was exactly as dixie had earlier posted. Please Please dont take the OP as a guidline. That was not its intent at all. It was baxically a layout of how the sub/dom master/slave dynamic functions...it was an example...not an actual set of rules. Just to clarify the OP!!!!

Julie · 12-26-2010, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SouthernStud

Yeah..i didnt intend for the OP to be taken as literal rules. It was exactly as dixie had earlier posted. Please Please dont take the OP as a guidline. That was not its intent at all. It was baxically a layout of how the sub/dom master/slave dynamic functions...it was an example...not an actual set of rules. Just to clarify the OP!!!!

Functions?

SouthernStud · 12-26-2010, 09:47 PM

where my OP came from...please read it in its entirety to clarify the mixup!!!!.

Note from June: Please not link to the dash site. thanks

DapperButch · 12-26-2010, 09:51 PM

<cough>

Note from June: Fixed

12-26-2010, 06:35 AM	#1
SouthernStud Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Badass Stud Preferred Pronoun?: Master Relationship Status: Want one but no real female willin to step up and treat me like the king to their queen..... Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Here Posts: 95 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8 Thanked 73 Times in 30 Posts Rep Power: 0	Hmmmm....FUN A sub's lessons [LIST=1][]i will not carve my initials into the flogger handles[]i will not spank others[]i will not aim for Master's head[]i will not yell "safeword!" in the grocery store[]i will not sell the names on my newsgroup list to the National Enquirer[]i will not read and giggle at Master's logs from the Dom Forum[]i will not yell "fire!" every time Master lights a candle []funny noises are not funny[]i will not slap Master with my bra[]Punishment is not boring or pointless[]i will not call Master, "Dr. Death"[]i will not defame the Eugenspeigel Society[]i will not put laxatives in the candy bowl before Master's d/s party[]i will not hide the newbies or send them snipe Dom hunting []i will not bring sheep to the subbie forum[]a burp is not an appropriate response to Master[]i will not eat all Master's M&M's while he is at work[]i will not yell "she's tied up" at the subbie forum[]Master's gags are not to be used to keep the children quiet[]i will not call Master: spud head, butt head or any kind of head[]Masters ARE perfect[]Mud is not an acceptable side dish for dinner for Master[]i will NOT wear panties[]i will not sell snake oil or tiger balm at Master's d/s parties[]i will not peek out of the blindfold []there is no such thing as "slave immunity"[]i will not sneak in the bathroom when i don't have permission[]i did not win an Emmy for my last session[]i will not hide all Master's toys[]all play and no work does not a good slave make []i will not say "oh Master you're the bestest and biggest" just to get a spanking[]i can not fire Master[]my last assignment was not stolen by one armed net hackers[]i will not scare the newbies by telling them ALL REAL subs like bullwhips[]i will not perform breast implant surgery on the newbies[]i will refrain from saying "hail Satan" when i don't like Master's orders[]i will not remind Master daily of our 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 1 yr. anniversary[]i will not waste wax by playing with it or putting it on all Master's clamps[]i will not use Master's bondage table for a skateboard ramp or a slide into the pool[]i will not wear Master's underwear on my head[]Master's dog does not stink[]i will not torment the newbies with the Violet Wand ....and last but not least [*]i will not use the pages from Master's Dom Handbook to start the grill.

12-26-2010, 09:21 AM	#2
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,081 Times in 15,669 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	I don't know wether to ha-ha??? Or duh, common sense??? __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

12-26-2010, 08:57 PM	#4
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,973 Times in 25,664 Posts Rep Power: 21474888	I like panties. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

12-26-2010, 09:05 PM	#6
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,081 Times in 15,669 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	•••••••••• __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

12-26-2010, 09:09 PM	#7
SoftSilver Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: rose cottage Posts: 5,592 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,948 Thanked 15,908 Times in 4,062 Posts Rep Power*: 21474857	just for my own personal information.... ok..I have to ask. In this situation, if a sub acted like this, is it the sub who is the problem or the Dominant? Or is this just the dynamic that is agreed upon by the two? __________________ Pole bachit, a lis chuye. The field sees, the forest hears

12-26-2010, 10:27 AM	#3
TickledPink Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Girly Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Miss Pink Relationship Status: Shacked UP Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The Holt-Mason Chateau Decherd/I'm a NashVegas Girl! Posts: 1,041 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 586 Thanked 1,997 Times in 606 Posts Rep Power: 9218476	I'll go with DUH!

12-26-2010, 09:31 PM	#8
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Hmm...I can't find the link or the corresponding original page, but the piece was written originally by the "formerly known as" Torn's tiara and her Dom. A lot of folks have reposted this piece on many sites but the original seems to have disappeared. Either that or my search skills are going downhill...LOL

12-26-2010, 09:34 PM	#9
SoftSilver Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: rose cottage Posts: 5,592 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,948 Thanked 15,908 Times in 4,062 Posts Rep Power*: 21474857	thanks Dixie...I will look around and see if I can bump into it. If I do, I will post it here. __________________ Pole bachit, a lis chuye. The field sees, the forest hears

12-26-2010, 09:47 PM	#12
SouthernStud Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Badass Stud Preferred Pronoun?: Master Relationship Status: Want one but no real female willin to step up and treat me like the king to their queen..... Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Here Posts: 95 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8 Thanked 73 Times in 30 Posts Rep Power: 0	where my OP came from...please read it in its entirety to clarify the mixup!!!!. Note from June: Please not link to the dash site. thanks Last edited by T-Rex; 12-26-2010 at 09:56 PM. Reason: Removed link

12-26-2010, 09:51 PM	#13
DapperButch Roadster Guy How Do You Identify?: FTM, Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: He Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Northeast Posts: 7,745 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 26,545 Thanked 26,814 Times in 5,772 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	<cough> Note from June: Fixed __________________ -Dapper Are you educated or indoctrinated? Last edited by T-Rex; 12-26-2010 at 09:57 PM. Reason: removed link