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Corny jokes
I work in mental health. My part time job is at a group home. One of the residents loves corny jokes. Everytime I come to work she has a new one to tell me. Then I tell her a corny joke back. I have now exhausted my knowledge of corny jokes. I know I could just google corny jokes but I thought a thread would be more fun!
So what are the corny jokes you know? |
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Here's a joke she told me yesterday:
There are two potatoes standing on a street corner. How do you know which one is the prostitute? Answer: The one wearing the sign "Idaho." |
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Cute/fun thread Mopsie! :)
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I worked at my part time job last night. I told my client the first three jokes from this thread. She loved them! She laughed so hard I thought she was going to spit out her meds.
Thanks for all the jokes everybody - keep them coming! |
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Here's another one my client told me last week ...
Q: What do you call a pig who takes karate lessons? A: Pork chop! (Said with appropriate accompanying hand gestures ... which made it cuter.) |
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