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Old 08-12-2014, 10:28 PM   #1
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Default That one question....

Ok so I am one of those people that claims to be an open book. That there is no question I won't answer as long as the person asking is ready for the answer. Yet there always seems to be "That one question..." I wasn't expecting, ready for, stumped me because of who asked it, or even made me do an oh no you didn't.

What about that one question you dread getting.

That one question that brought you to tears or laughter.

Hey guys what is the one question that can make you blush?

What about you ladies what is that one question you dread hearing from us or from even a friend?

So how about it what is/was "that one question" you got today or ever...
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Default That one question

That one question I got earlier today was....What is your idea relationship?

It still has me stumped and it's not the first time I have gotten it so it must be the person that asked me.
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Haven't you been to sleep yet?

Always get that one on days like today with 30 hrs straight of none and I know my face is like
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Why can't you act normal?

The first time I was asked that I literally felt my heart break into pieces that would never fit together again.


Humm... now I have a 12 inch scar to prove it broke. Imagine that.
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Why can't you act normal?

The first time I was asked that I literally felt my heart break into pieces that would never fit together again.


Humm... now I have a 12 inch scar to prove it broke. Imagine that.
Yeah I've gotten that one too many times by now. Fortunately I can't recall the first time I was asked it but since I was a child I am sure my reaction was the same. However being the smart ass I am it didn't take me long to come up with the reply of Sure I'll get right on that would that be my normal or your normal that you are wanting me to achieve.

It is a mean question no matter your age. Don't you agree
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Yeah I've gotten that one too many times by now. Fortunately I can't recall the first time I was asked it but since I was a child I am sure my reaction was the same. However being the smart ass I am it didn't take me long to come up with the reply of Sure I'll get right on that would that be my normal or your normal that you are wanting me to achieve.

It is a mean question no matter your age. Don't you agree
Yes. And at 57 I've reached my limit finally I think. Living with a constant reminder person who never fails at some point to find a raw spot and add salt. It's a great training ground for learning how to let go of old hurts. Haven't quite got the nack of not taking it personal sometimes. Not perfect I know only too well, but I'll never embarrass you, and even your Mom will like me.
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Default That one question ...that puts me on the spot

Here's one that always puts me on the spot whether asked in an interview or from someone new you are trying to get to know....

Do you have any questions for me?
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That one question....I get tjat coms close to making me blush is

How many people have you been with?

Since I am a player from the 80s when being a player was not a bad thing yet I always have to make sure I understand the question by verifying if they want to know how many partners in have had (hopefully lol) or how many people I have been sexual with....
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The following questions:

"How many people have you slept with?"
If you are asking me in a certain tone then I know it matters to you and I won't answer it till you tell me "why do you want to know?"
Or
Oodles but your mom was my favourite

"Are those real?"
Referring to my tits.
Various answers I've given:
No, assshole, they're imaginary
Yes, I grew them myself. Turnips. Apparently, turnips do this to you.
No, they aren't real. Wake up, wake up it's time to go to school, your dreaming, time to get up.
No I had them made in Qatar and shipped on the back of a panda. They were sewn on to me by a drunk homeopath. My nipples point in opposite directions.
Yes. I also have 9 nipples, two of which are in my feet.
Fuck off and grow your own you sackless wonder.

"What part of america are you from?"
Answer: I'm not from the United States.
Blank confused look.
I'm from one of the other countries in North America. You know. The biggest one? Sounds like banada/manada/fanada?

"Where is your purse?"
*confusion about being a femme and not carrying a purse*
Standing in front of me asking me a stupid question; go buy me a drink.
Up your arse with your head

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What do you want out of a relationship?
What kind of relationship do you want? .....>>*silence*

Or, OMG, have you met so-and-so?....


....Yeah, well, I don't really give a fuck, actually....





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I had to really think about this one.

I think "that one question" would have to be, "are you close with your family, cause, I couldn't date someone that wasn't close with their family".

First, you just said "cause" at which point I'm think you might just be a bit too close to your family and (cause) I think I just heard banjo music.

Second, I am not my family.

Third, what the fuck?

I seriously do not like that question.
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The same one that pajama posted!

Are you a boy or girl?

Shakes my head on this one!
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the "boy or girl" question tickles me, as a genderqueer muse.

the one that gets me, though, is "do your parents know". i mean, wtf.

1. my parents are deceased and 2. they were totally supportive o' me whilst hea.

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"Where are you from?"
"What's your nationality?"
"What are you?"

I got these a lot growing up. The 'nationality' one got weird because I'm an American. Here's a sample exchange:

Them: What's your nationality?
Me: I'm an American.
Them: No, I mean, where are you from?
Me: Originally from Arizona but have lived most of my life in California
Them: No, before that.
Me: I wasn't around before that.
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