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Old 01-17-2010, 08:34 PM   #121
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When you drink caffeine your body makes dopamin which makes you relax.

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Why, without children even, do I feel I have still have too much domestic upkeep?


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Old 01-17-2010, 08:38 PM   #122
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I'm an anti-clownite, so I wouldn't know.

Why, without children even, do I feel I have still have too much domestic upkeep?



bcuz domestics are really hard to keep up with.

why does my dog want to lay down exactly where i want to put my foot during yoga?
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Old 01-17-2010, 08:48 PM   #123
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because he is related to my dog...the gallootey does that too

Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
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Old 01-17-2010, 08:54 PM   #124
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because he is related to my dog...the gallootey does that too

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yes

do fish make fires with fish sticks?
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Old 01-17-2010, 09:24 PM   #125
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I have no idea but I will watch and see next time the Gordons Fisherman is here.

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
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Old 01-17-2010, 11:23 PM   #126
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I have no idea but I will watch and see next time the Gordons Fisherman is here.

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

girl cows, yes. boy cows....i dont even want to think about that.

why do human beings drink the breast milk of cows?
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Old 01-18-2010, 09:56 AM   #127
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girl cows, yes. boy cows....i dont even want to think about that.

why do human beings drink the breast milk of cows?
cuz squirrels are too hard to deal with.


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Old 01-18-2010, 05:37 PM   #128
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No we taste like humans.
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
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cuz squirrels are too hard to deal with.
But, according to Focker, it CAN be done.

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Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
Every time he takes a dump, yeah.

How exactly do we extract elbow grease?
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Old 01-18-2010, 07:09 PM   #130
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Every time he takes a dump, yeah.

How exactly do we extract elbow grease?
Bahahahahahahaha toadstool!!!

By bumping the funny bone!!

Does killing time damage eternity?
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Bahahahahahahaha toadstool!!!

By bumping the funny bone!!

Does killing time damage eternity?
This is actually a brilliant question, which is why I cannot answer it. See, this is the "Ask a STUPID question, get a STUPID answer" thread.

It's a trick question. Ha! I'm onto you, sucka.



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No, eternity has a lifetime guarantee.
If you break your watch does time stand still?
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If you break your watch does time stand still?
Nope, it twirls on its head.

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Biways go either way

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Not every female can take very male. Different strokes!

Have you EVER heard a cucumber burp?
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Um, not only have I not heard one burp, the thought had never crossed my mind. Thank you for the exposure?

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