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Old 01-17-2010, 11:23 PM   #1
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I have no idea but I will watch and see next time the Gordons Fisherman is here.

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

girl cows, yes. boy cows....i dont even want to think about that.

why do human beings drink the breast milk of cows?
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Old 01-18-2010, 09:56 AM   #2
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girl cows, yes. boy cows....i dont even want to think about that.

why do human beings drink the breast milk of cows?
cuz squirrels are too hard to deal with.


(it may have been asked already)
Do humans taste like chicken?
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Old 01-18-2010, 05:37 PM   #3
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No we taste like humans.
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
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Old 01-18-2010, 07:04 PM   #4
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cuz squirrels are too hard to deal with.
But, according to Focker, it CAN be done.

Or was that cats?


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No we taste like humans.
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
Every time he takes a dump, yeah.

How exactly do we extract elbow grease?
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But, according to Focker, it CAN be done.

Or was that cats?




Every time he takes a dump, yeah.

How exactly do we extract elbow grease?
Bahahahahahahaha toadstool!!!

By bumping the funny bone!!

Does killing time damage eternity?
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Bahahahahahahaha toadstool!!!

By bumping the funny bone!!

Does killing time damage eternity?
This is actually a brilliant question, which is why I cannot answer it. See, this is the "Ask a STUPID question, get a STUPID answer" thread.

It's a trick question. Ha! I'm onto you, sucka.



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By bumping the funny bone!!

Does killing time damage eternity?

No, eternity has a lifetime guarantee.
If you break your watch does time stand still?
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No, eternity has a lifetime guarantee.
If you break your watch does time stand still?
Nope, it twirls on its head.

Can you still do the Tootsie Roll if you're allergic to them?
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