What will you NEVER be caught doing?? - Page 11

Graham · 08-13-2013, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by BowtiePrincess

I will never be caught wearing blue or green eye shadow, driving a ford, with short hair, watching my fingers when I type, allowing someone to disrespect me, with not matching boots or heels.

now would be doing those things all at the same time?

JAGG · 08-13-2013, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by BowtiePrincess

I will never be caught wearing blue or green eye shadow, driving a ford, with short hair, watching my fingers when I type, allowing someone to disrespect me, with not matching boots or heels.

I don't look at my fingers when I type. I am too busy looking at the keys. But I am pretty fast, does that count?

lusciouskiwi · 08-13-2013, 09:32 AM

I will NEVER EVER eat peanut butter. #shudder

gaea · 08-13-2013, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by lusciouskiwi

I will NEVER EVER eat peanut butter. #shudder

Me either im allergic!!"

I will never be caught spoiling my granbabies oh wait yes i will lol

This thread is funny as it somewhat implies things a person woild actually do in life however just hide it so that they dont get "caught" makes me laugh a little

There are a few things in life that i woukd never do because of my honor, integrity and respect.

I woukd never
start.a.vicious rumor
Lie
cheat
steal
play games with someones heart
speak half truths
Put you down
call someone a whore
use violant language against another

gaea · 08-13-2013, 11:37 AM

Oops on the typo's

The glory of being human typo's happen

Bad_boi · 08-13-2013, 06:23 PM

Use a hashtag.

(Its a damned pound sign)

Katelar · 08-13-2013, 06:24 PM

Voting Tory

DapperButch · 08-13-2013, 07:03 PM

I will never be caught buying a lottery ticket.

I will never be caught leasing instead of buying (it makes no financial sense)

JustBeingMe · 08-13-2013, 07:40 PM

I will never be caught:
being someone I am not.

sierragirrl · 08-13-2013, 07:42 PM

I will never:
eat peas, deer, veal, duck, lamb, liver, cow tongue

cheat on the one I love, put someone else before my girls, get lost in someone else's crap.
put myself & my health on the back burner.
" let " someone else take care of me
wear orange again EVER!

wear sneakers without socks

be caught without toe nail polish
go without my nails, thank goodness I can do my own
be skinny <not on purpose>

live in the city
pass up a Garth concert

give a shit what others think of me

Sweet Bliss · 08-17-2013, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Graham

Getting caught picking a friends nose would be very funny.

True. Might make a great reality show, "Pick Me ", or dangerous reality show, "Flick Off ".

Dominique · 08-17-2013, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by sierragirrl

I will never:

give a shit what others think of me

I loved this part the best!

Scots_On_The_Rocks · 10-11-2013, 06:55 PM

Picking my nose in public.
Chewing with my mouth open....I HATE when people do this, it's a HUGE pet peeve of mine.

JAGG · 10-11-2013, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by lusciouskiwi

I will NEVER EVER eat peanut butter. #shudder

I love peanut butter milkshakes !!! And peanut butter ice cream. Oh and peanut butter cup cakes. And Reese's peanut butter easter eggs, come to think of it, I love peanut butter anything.

Sweet Bliss · 10-11-2013, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by JAGG

I love peanut butter milkshakes !!! And peanut butter ice cream. Oh and peanut butter cup cakes. And Reese's peanut butter easter eggs, come to think of it, I love peanut butter anything.

You will NEVER CATCH ME dropping peanut butter in my cleavage near JAGG.

Sweet Bliss · 10-14-2013, 07:49 AM

See? No one caught me!

Cin · 10-14-2013, 09:01 AM

I will never be caught refusing to take a long hard look at myself. If someone takes the time and the risk to tell me about something I am doing that is problematic or hurtful or upsetting in some way I will always hear them. I will open myself up to the reality that I need to change something about what I am doing if for no other reason than it is causing someone else pain. And then to the best of my ability I will make that change. I guarantee that at the very least I will stop what it is I am doing that is harming someone else. Sometimes it is hard to make the connection and it may take a couple of tries before I can see the pattern well enough to catch duplicate incidents.

On the other hand, I will never be caught compromising something I believe in because it makes someone else uncomfortable. I will never be caught choosing to avoid confrontation because it’s just easier.

I say what I mean, I mean what I say, but I will try not to say it mean. I am only human and sometimes I do. For that I will apologize. However I will never be caught unsaying any part but the part where I was mean.

Learning to navigate that space between my needs and the needs of others is tricky. But I will never ignore the fact that my behavior affects others. I am responsible for my actions and my words and I have an obligation as a social being to take the feelings of others into consideration. I also have an obligation to myself. But these are not necessarily mutually exclusive.

In the words of Polonius in Hamlet "To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."( I like to say any one personally)

And my true self seeks to be compassionate and kind as well as honest and resolute in my convictions

MaineButch · 10-14-2013, 09:57 AM

I will NEVER be caught kissing a girl without using TOUNGE!!!!!

MB

Bad_boi · 10-15-2013, 02:13 AM

Wearing a man thong. Because that is just eeew. Hilarious, but gross.

Words · 10-15-2013, 07:39 AM

Wearing yellow or having items that are yellow - including flowers - in the house.

Don't know why, but I just can't stand the colour.

08-13-2013, 09:32 AM	#203
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08-13-2013, 11:37 AM	#205
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08-13-2013, 07:03 PM	#208
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08-13-2013, 07:40 PM	#209
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10-11-2013, 06:55 PM	#213
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08-13-2013, 06:23 PM	#206
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08-13-2013, 06:24 PM	#207
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08-13-2013, 07:42 PM	#210
sierragirrl Member How Do You Identify?: .... Relationship Status: <3 Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: ..... Posts: 783 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,417 Thanked 2,870 Times in 667 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	I will never: eat peas, deer, veal, duck, lamb, liver, cow tongue cheat on the one I love, put someone else before my girls, get lost in someone else's crap. put myself & my health on the back burner. " let " someone else take care of me wear orange again EVER! wear sneakers without socks be caught without toe nail polish go without my nails, thank goodness I can do my own be skinny <not on purpose> live in the city pass up a Garth concert give a shit what others think of me

10-14-2013, 07:49 AM	#216
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10-14-2013, 09:01 AM	#217
Cin Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Truly Madly Deeply Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: In My Head Posts: 2,815 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,333 Thanked 10,401 Times in 2,477 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I will never be caught refusing to take a long hard look at myself. If someone takes the time and the risk to tell me about something I am doing that is problematic or hurtful or upsetting in some way I will always hear them. I will open myself up to the reality that I need to change something about what I am doing if for no other reason than it is causing someone else pain. And then to the best of my ability I will make that change. I guarantee that at the very least I will stop what it is I am doing that is harming someone else. Sometimes it is hard to make the connection and it may take a couple of tries before I can see the pattern well enough to catch duplicate incidents. On the other hand, I will never be caught compromising something I believe in because it makes someone else uncomfortable. I will never be caught choosing to avoid confrontation because it’s just easier. I say what I mean, I mean what I say, but I will try not to say it mean. I am only human and sometimes I do. For that I will apologize. However I will never be caught unsaying any part but the part where I was mean. Learning to navigate that space between my needs and the needs of others is tricky. But I will never ignore the fact that my behavior affects others. I am responsible for my actions and my words and I have an obligation as a social being to take the feelings of others into consideration. I also have an obligation to myself. But these are not necessarily mutually exclusive. In the words of Polonius in Hamlet "To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."( I like to say any one personally) And my true self seeks to be compassionate and kind as well as honest and resolute in my convictions

10-14-2013, 09:57 AM	#218
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10-15-2013, 02:13 AM	#219
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10-15-2013, 07:39 AM	#220
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