What will you NEVER be caught doing??

BowtiePrincess · 07-11-2013, 09:47 AM

I will never be caught wearing blue or green eye shadow, driving a ford, with short hair, watching my fingers when I type, allowing someone to disrespect me, with not matching boots or heels.

JAGG · 07-11-2013, 11:35 AM

Wearing crocs
Combing my hair in a faux hawk
Wearing something wrinkled
With a purse or european satchel same thing
Borrowing make up from my partner
Wearing nail polish
Wearing a goofy hat
Driving a prius or smart car
Smoking weed
Cheering for the Dallas Cowboys

Sweet Bliss · 07-11-2013, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by JAGG

Wearing crocs
Combing my hair in a faux hawk
Wearing something wrinkled
With a purse or european satchel same thing
Borrowing make up from my partner
Wearing nail polish
Wearing a goofy hat
Driving a prius or smart car
Smoking weed
Cheering for the Dallas Cowboys

Go JAGG!! Go JAGG !! Go JAGG! !!

My Hero!!!! xoxo

Sweet Bliss · 07-11-2013, 12:41 PM

Picking my friend's nose
miss an opportunity to be funny
eating one flaming hot chip
ignoring a guest in my home
Missing a chance to love on My Love ...

Graham · 08-13-2013, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss

Picking my friend's nose
miss an opportunity to be funny
eating one flaming hot chip
ignoring a guest in my home
Missing a chance to love on My Love ...

Getting caught picking a friends nose would be very funny.

Sweet Bliss · 08-17-2013, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Graham

Getting caught picking a friends nose would be very funny.

True. Might make a great reality show, "Pick Me ", or dangerous reality show, "Flick Off ".

macele · 07-11-2013, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by JAGG

Wearing crocs
Combing my hair in a faux hawk
Wearing something wrinkled
With a purse or european satchel same thing
Borrowing make up from my partner
Wearing nail polish
Wearing a goofy hat
Driving a prius or smart car
Smoking weed
Cheering for the Dallas Cowboys

omg! i would do every single one of those LOL. does that mean i can no longer claim to butch fame? LOL jk.

i love the hall & oates song, ... i can't go for that, no can do! the only thing i can think of at the moment that i would say i can't go for that, ... is to eat a tomato sandwich without blue plate mayo. no can do!

JAGG · 07-11-2013, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by macele

omg! i would do every single one of those LOL. does that mean i can no longer claim to butch fame? LOL jk.

i love the hall & oates song, ... i can't go for that, no can do! the only thing i can think of at the moment that i would say i can't go for that, ... is to eat a tomato sandwich without blue plate mayo. no can do!

HAHAHA There always has to be one in the crowd doesn't there? lol No it just means you can't claim to be me. lol Not that you would ever want to be....

macele · 07-11-2013, 05:29 PM

i might! i think you are mighty dang cool!

JAGG · 07-11-2013, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by macele

i might! i think you are mighty dang cool!

I think you are awesome ole freind!!! Even if you wear crocs. Lol

deb_U_taunt · 07-15-2013, 11:12 AM

you will never catch me with a dirty home

you will never catch me listening to rap or speed metal

you will never catch me in the middle of drama

you will rarely catch me without my dog

you will never catch me without a sense of humor

Graham · 08-13-2013, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by BowtiePrincess

I will never be caught wearing blue or green eye shadow, driving a ford, with short hair, watching my fingers when I type, allowing someone to disrespect me, with not matching boots or heels.

now would be doing those things all at the same time?

JAGG · 08-13-2013, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by BowtiePrincess

I will never be caught wearing blue or green eye shadow, driving a ford, with short hair, watching my fingers when I type, allowing someone to disrespect me, with not matching boots or heels.

I don't look at my fingers when I type. I am too busy looking at the keys. But I am pretty fast, does that count?

lusciouskiwi · 08-13-2013, 09:32 AM

I will NEVER EVER eat peanut butter. #shudder

gaea · 08-13-2013, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by lusciouskiwi

I will NEVER EVER eat peanut butter. #shudder

Me either im allergic!!"

I will never be caught spoiling my granbabies oh wait yes i will lol

This thread is funny as it somewhat implies things a person woild actually do in life however just hide it so that they dont get "caught" makes me laugh a little

There are a few things in life that i woukd never do because of my honor, integrity and respect.

I woukd never
start.a.vicious rumor
Lie
cheat
steal
play games with someones heart
speak half truths
Put you down
call someone a whore
use violant language against another

gaea · 08-13-2013, 11:37 AM

Oops on the typo's

The glory of being human typo's happen

Bad_boi · 08-13-2013, 06:23 PM

Use a hashtag.

(Its a damned pound sign)

Katelar · 08-13-2013, 06:24 PM

Voting Tory

JAGG · 10-11-2013, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by lusciouskiwi

I will NEVER EVER eat peanut butter. #shudder

I love peanut butter milkshakes !!! And peanut butter ice cream. Oh and peanut butter cup cakes. And Reese's peanut butter easter eggs, come to think of it, I love peanut butter anything.

Sweet Bliss · 10-11-2013, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by JAGG

I love peanut butter milkshakes !!! And peanut butter ice cream. Oh and peanut butter cup cakes. And Reese's peanut butter easter eggs, come to think of it, I love peanut butter anything.

You will NEVER CATCH ME dropping peanut butter in my cleavage near JAGG.

07-11-2013, 11:35 AM	#2
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08-13-2013, 09:32 AM	#14
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08-13-2013, 11:37 AM	#16
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07-11-2013, 09:47 AM	#1
BowtiePrincess Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Happily taken Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: One red light, TN Posts: 219 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 565 Thanked 522 Times in 140 Posts Rep Power: 9425364	I will never be caught wearing blue or green eye shadow, driving a ford, with short hair, watching my fingers when I type, allowing someone to disrespect me, with not matching boots or heels.

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macele Member How Do You Identify?: a bold-assed maximus Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: mississippi Posts: 1,066 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,178 Thanked 3,230 Times in 847 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	i might! i think you are mighty dang cool!

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08-13-2013, 06:23 PM	#17
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