Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Kätzchen

Naturally, it has always been Santa Claus.

Santa is the undefeated champion in all the world.

Because of this fact alone, bread is second only to Santa Claus. *LOL*

Where is the stupid question?

[Kätzchen]

Originally Posted by homoe

Where is the stupid question?

If 55 is "fifty-five" and 44 is "forty-four," shouldn't 11 be "onety-one?"

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Kätzchen

If 55 is "fifty-five" and 44 is "forty-four," shouldn't 11 be "onety-one?"

Yes it should be, blame it on that "new math"!

When a cow laughs really hard why doesn't milk come out of its nose?

[Kätzchen]

Originally Posted by homoe

Yes it should be, blame it on that "new math"!

When a cow laughs really hard why doesn't milk come out of its nose?

*lol*

I have no idea, but maybe the cow is too busy cutting the cheese.

Q: Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it does to run from first base to second base?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Kätzchen

*lol*

I have no idea, but maybe the cow is too busy cutting the cheese.

Q: Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it does to run from first base to second base?

Because the runner ALWAYS stops to get a hot-dog and some peanuts...........

If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?

[cathexis]

Originally Posted by homoe

Because the runner ALWAYS stops to get a hot-dog and some peanuts...........

If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?

A) So no water can get in or condensation form inside the package changing the contents back to bread; thereby, causing product liability lawsuits for not being the product identified as being inside said package.



Q) Why are there two different ocean dwelling creatures called "dolphins?" One is a marine mammal and one a fish. One is good eatin', but consumption of the other is politically incorrect unless you're shipwrecked.

[homoe]

Originally Posted by cathexis

A) So no water can get in or condensation form inside the package changing the contents back to bread; thereby, causing product liability lawsuits for not being the product identified as being inside said package.



Q) Why are there two different ocean dwelling creatures called "dolphins?" One is a marine mammal and one a fish. One is good eatin', but consumption of the other is politically incorrect unless you're shipwrecked.

........ I may have to consult with Chad on this!

[Chad]

Originally Posted by cathexis

A) So no water can get in or condensation form inside the package changing the contents back to bread; thereby, causing product liability lawsuits for not being the product identified as being inside said package.



Q) Why are there two different ocean dwelling creatures called "dolphins?" One is a marine mammal and one a fish. One is good eatin', but consumption of the other is politically incorrect unless you're shipwrecked.

Dolphin is a common name. The scientific classification for the fish is Coryphaena a genus of marine ray-finned fishes known as the dolphinfishes. That may be the reason it is commonly called Dolphin also known as Mahi-mahi. The fish is delicious food but the mammal is not. Keep your blow hole off my plate! Haha!

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