Top 10 Lesbian Myths

imperfect_cupcake · 07-21-2010, 09:37 AM

I remember when I was Bar tending at the G-spot, a private members women's club, it was the day after pride and the upstairs had a few gals reclining, talking, reading, eating. A guy burst in (unmarked building but I'm sure word got round) with his shirt off and some homophobic saying on his chest in Jiffy marker (I can't recall what it was, too long ago). He pointed and said "YOU ALLL HAVE PENIS ENVY!"
No one reacted, people kept talking. One gal who was reading said "no. I think you'll find our cocks are much bigger than yours." and went back to reading.

I told him it was a private members club and he'd have to leave. He wanted to join, how much was a membership. "of course you can join. $200,000 please."

he left without too much fuss, but I recall him not having a comeback for the assertion about penis envy.

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07-21-2010, 09:37 AM	#10
imperfect_cupcake Senior Member How Do You Identify?: feminine dolly dyke Preferred Pronoun?: Your Grace Relationship Status: I put my own care first Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: In a gauze of mystery Posts: 1,776 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,426 Thanked 9,712 Times in 1,611 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I remember when I was Bar tending at the G-spot, a private members women's club, it was the day after pride and the upstairs had a few gals reclining, talking, reading, eating. A guy burst in (unmarked building but I'm sure word got round) with his shirt off and some homophobic saying on his chest in Jiffy marker (I can't recall what it was, too long ago). He pointed and said "YOU ALLL HAVE PENIS ENVY!" No one reacted, people kept talking. One gal who was reading said "no. I think you'll find our cocks are much bigger than yours." and went back to reading. I told him it was a private members club and he'd have to leave. He wanted to join, how much was a membership. "of course you can join. $200,000 please." he left without too much fuss, but I recall him not having a comeback for the assertion about penis envy.