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Old 06-07-2010, 11:16 PM   #1
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All lesbians are vanilla......
Which brings up the lesbian sex is "mutual masterbation" myth. I mean really I'm not even sure how that works.

I can just hear it now yelled across a bed:

"Are you there yet?"
"No"
"Are you there yet?"
"No"
"Are you there yet?"
"Noooo!"
"Are you thinking of me?"
"No... I mean yes... damn it, I was so close that time!"
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Old 06-08-2010, 12:33 AM   #2
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Insert ALL in front of these.....

Lesbians do not understand the B-F dynamic.

Lesbians are anti-trans.

Lesbians are not stylish.

Lesbians are anti-kink/BDSM, stone and anti-dildos.

Lesbians hate men.

Lesbians hate butches.

Lesbians hate femmes.

Lesbians are the enemy of the TIQ segement of the umbrella LGBTIQ community.

Lerbians must have equal numbers of orgasms in the very same manner every time they make love and they keep records (just saw a post in a thread referring to this!!!

Lesbians are anti-masculine.


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Old 07-21-2010, 09:37 AM   #3
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I remember when I was Bar tending at the G-spot, a private members women's club, it was the day after pride and the upstairs had a few gals reclining, talking, reading, eating. A guy burst in (unmarked building but I'm sure word got round) with his shirt off and some homophobic saying on his chest in Jiffy marker (I can't recall what it was, too long ago). He pointed and said "YOU ALLL HAVE PENIS ENVY!"
No one reacted, people kept talking. One gal who was reading said "no. I think you'll find our cocks are much bigger than yours." and went back to reading.

I told him it was a private members club and he'd have to leave. He wanted to join, how much was a membership. "of course you can join. $200,000 please."

he left without too much fuss, but I recall him not having a comeback for the assertion about penis envy.
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Which brings up the lesbian sex is "mutual masterbation" myth. I mean really I'm not even sure how that works.

I can just hear it now yelled across a bed:

"Are you there yet?"
"No"
"Are you there yet?"
"No"
"Are you there yet?"
"Noooo!"
"Are you thinking of me?"
"No... I mean yes... damn it, I was so close that time!"
OMFG>>>>>ROFL>>>>>>>LMFAO at this one. Thanks Met.
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OH and don't forget this one...............
Lesbianism is CONTAGIOUS.......

Hmm, I wonder whom I caught it from?



I'll be back at a later date to post more when I have more time.

Thanks Met for starting this thread, it's making me laugh already.
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OH and don't forget this one...............
Lesbianism is CONTAGIOUS.......

Hmm, I wonder whom I caught it from?



I'll be back at a later date to post more when I have more time.

Thanks Met for starting this thread, it's making me laugh already.
*Laughing* Just...clearly..you caught it the same place most of us did...our first girlfriends! (I know it worked for me anyway)
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