What Cracked You Up Today?

[Blade]

Chuckling...cleavage....cleaver whatever, it's all the same they can both get you in trouble

Originally Posted by Sweet

While standing in the busy cashier line yesterday; someone was trying to describe how I could chop up the ham:

Me: "...should I use the food processor this time?"
Someone, with a deep thoughtful look on their face: "Oh, you can use that thang"...('talking with their hand' in a chopping motion)
Me: laughing hard, "What thang?"
Someone: "You know, that cleavage.

I CRACKED up, watched a silly "oh shit!" look appear on their face...
Me: "You mean CLEAVER! silly goof! We know what you are thinking about now!"

The look on their face was priceless!
When we walked out, they said "there was a lot of people standing there?"
"Yeah, you shoulda seen the lady behind you!"