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[Kätzchen]

I’m long over due and I’m coming out slowly onto the dance floor: I’m a lovely reservoir of enchanting, mesmerizing, breath-taking, haltingly beautiful ideas that hopefully will bring you hours of pleasure (the best mind blowing sex you’ve ever had)!

I’ll begin by letting you in on a little secret of mine: I love rocks, hunting for rocks or sitting on rocks and baking like a snake in the hot summer sun, but I just love rocks of all kinds (types) and because I share an affinity for rocks, my favorite idea for the best sex ever is called Love on the Rocks!


Love on the Rocks could literally happen during any part of the day or night. It’s this crazy hot energy that’s coursing between the two of us and all I want you to do is fuck my brains out! And you will. It feels like it will be a five-day night: you, me, trees everywhere, rope, blankets, binoculars and your cockacidal brains. Because we were smart enough to pick a place in the middle of nowhere, we’ll have all the time in the world to just get naked with the truth. We’ll be on fire. Do you hear incoming bombs? Take cover – we’ll explode together soon.