What do you need right now?!?

CherryWine · 07-21-2015, 12:21 PM

I need a good kick in the ass.

kittygrrl · 07-21-2015, 04:00 PM

I need to unwind, perhaps a little drive down the mountain to La Conner..

Gemme · 07-21-2015, 07:26 PM

I need a good roll in the hay.

C0LLETTE · 07-21-2015, 09:13 PM

I'd like a charming flatterer who'd tell me that it doesn't matter what I pack for my trip, I'm going to look fabulous anyway.

JDeere · 07-21-2015, 09:47 PM

Some ice cold sweet tea.

Sex as well lol

C0LLETTE · 07-21-2015, 10:01 PM

I could use a good night's sleep with no early appointments.

MsTinkerbelly · 07-21-2015, 10:53 PM

I need a cup of tea and a cookie.

cinnamongrrl · 07-23-2015, 08:03 PM

I have Talenti tiramisu gelato in the freezer....and I NEED someone to bring it to me...with or without a spoon....

ahk · 07-24-2015, 02:47 PM

more oxygen.

Blade · 07-24-2015, 03:24 PM

a strawberry Margarita, but I won't. But dang I wish I could

Smiling · 07-24-2015, 03:54 PM

...which we don't need to get into right now...

I need that travel company commercial with the stupid talking dog saying "book, book" to permanently cease, effective immediately. It's the weirdest thing. Every time that dog says "book" it actually hurts my ears - literally causing me physical pain - and then I shudder involuntarily.

Maybe it's the tone of the dog's voice? Does anyone else find this painful? I'm wondering if it is a fingers-down-the-chalkboard type thing.

I'll never use that travel company now! I want to smash my television set every time it comes on - maybe it really isn't a travel company advertisement; it's a television manufacturer using aversion techniques so everyone destroys their TVs and needs to buy new ones, ha!

I should have gone into marketing - I'm so twisted; I would've been awesome at it, lol.

cinnamongrrl · 07-24-2015, 04:01 PM

I need a visitor from Tennessee....

and

Someone to go to the store and get pizza, beer and ice cream..

Soon... I will have minions

Degotoga · 07-24-2015, 08:56 PM

We (the guys I work with and myself) would like for the village to come retrieve their idiot. Don't ask.

Personally, I need a kill switch for my brain. The sooner the better.

07-21-2015, 04:00 PM	#2
kittygrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: witchy Preferred Pronoun?: Fae Relationship Status: just for fun Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: near the wild mushrooms Posts: 9,446 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21,634 Thanked 22,019 Times in 7,121 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	I need to unwind, perhaps a little drive down the mountain to La Conner.. __________________ "We're nine meals from anarchy"" Lewis

07-21-2015, 07:26 PM	#3
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07-21-2015, 09:47 PM	#5
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07-23-2015, 08:03 PM	#8
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07-24-2015, 03:24 PM	#10
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07-21-2015, 12:21 PM	#1
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07-21-2015, 09:13 PM	#4
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07-21-2015, 10:01 PM	#6
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07-21-2015, 10:53 PM	#7
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07-24-2015, 02:47 PM	#9
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07-24-2015, 03:54 PM	#11
Smiling Senior Member How Do You Identify?: with a distinct flair Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: somewhere else Posts: 1,852 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,623 Thanked 4,388 Times in 1,009 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Aside from many, many other things, lol.... ...which we don't need to get into right now... I need that travel company commercial with the stupid talking dog saying "book, book" to permanently cease, effective immediately. It's the weirdest thing. Every time that dog says "book" it actually hurts my ears - literally causing me physical pain - and then I shudder involuntarily. Maybe it's the tone of the dog's voice? Does anyone else find this painful? I'm wondering if it is a fingers-down-the-chalkboard type thing. I'll never use that travel company now! I want to smash my television set every time it comes on - maybe it really isn't a travel company advertisement; it's a television manufacturer using aversion techniques so everyone destroys their TVs and needs to buy new ones, ha! I should have gone into marketing - I'm so twisted; I would've been awesome at it, lol. __________________ Beauty is truth's smile when she beholds her own face in a perfect mirror. -Rabindranath Tagore

07-24-2015, 04:01 PM	#12
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,662 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,233 Thanked 27,599 Times in 6,957 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	I need a visitor from Tennessee.... and Someone to go to the store and get pizza, beer and ice cream.. Soon... I will have minions __________________

07-24-2015, 08:56 PM	#13
Degotoga Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: Respectful and situational appropriate ones Relationship Status: Enjoying butchelorhood Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Texas Posts: 3,301 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,390 Thanked 4,380 Times in 1,233 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	We (the guys I work with and myself) would like for the village to come retrieve their idiot. Don't ask. Personally, I need a kill switch for my brain. The sooner the better. __________________ Don't try to explain yourself to stupid people. You're not the jackass whisperer.