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Kill any spider or bug that gets into my home. 45 27.27%
Get somebody else to kill any spider or bug that gets into my home. 21 12.73%
Kill bugs but not spiders. 7 4.24%
Kill spiders but not bugs. 8 4.85%
Release spiders and/or bugs outside. 70 42.42%
Other (Explained Below) 14 8.48%
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Old 07-31-2015, 06:33 PM   #1
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If I came back as a bug, I'd probably want someone to kill me because I'd throw up every time I saw my arms and legs.
Rest easy in the knowledge that your life would be very, very short. Hours.....days,....3-6 months for a German cockroach.....a year or two for female spiders....less for male....as long as you didn't come back a cicada. Well, you'd be stuck with yourself then.

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I kill snakes, can't stand them and rarely ever do I have to but sometimes, the poisonous ones get wayyyy to close to me(like on my porch or yard).
I kill spiders and flies if they are in my apt. I can't stand the pesky things. Bees are dying off and farmers need them to pollinate for our food resources so bees are escorted out the door and shooed away off my porch. Wasps on the other hand, don't stand a chance, I'm allergic to some of them.
And Ground hornets........oh hell no.... DIE Mother fucker DIE.... crunch crunch crunch when you step on them.
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Rest easy in the knowledge that your life would be very, very short. Hours.....days,....3-6 months for a German cockroach.....a year or two for female spiders....less for male....as long as you didn't come back a cicada. Well, you'd be stuck with yourself then.

3-6 months as a COCKROACH?! 1-2 years as a SPIDER?!?!?!?!?
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3-6 months as a COCKROACH?! 1-2 years as a SPIDER?!?!?!?!?
70 to 100 years as a human being?????
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This thread is highly entertaining.

I killed a house centipede in a coworker's office the other day after hearing her have a conniption fit. Talk about oh hell no. Have y'all seen those things? They're fast, they're creepy, and supposedly they bite. Eww.

Neither of us had seen one before so we Googled "fast brown bug with a lot of legs" and it was the first thing that popped up. Haha.
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