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**loved by many** 
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when the doctor tells me that I'm 5 years late from having that exam! What?
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08-04-2015, 09:34 PM
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Riding solo 
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I still wear a watch. That pretty much marks me as "older".
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Now, if I could just find a way to get paid for what I can do with my tongue and a cherry stem. 
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08-04-2015, 10:37 PM
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It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
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“You’re so hard on yourself. Take a moment. Sit back. Marvel at your life: at the grief that softened you, at the heartache that widened you, at the suffering that strengthened you. Despite everything, you still grow. Be proud of this.”
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08-05-2015, 06:23 PM
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A few I found online...
You wake up looking like your drivers license picture.
You are proud of your lawnmower! You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it. The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.
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“You’re so hard on yourself. Take a moment. Sit back. Marvel at your life: at the grief that softened you, at the heartache that widened you, at the suffering that strengthened you. Despite everything, you still grow. Be proud of this.”
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08-05-2015, 07:39 PM
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You know you're getting older when you find jokes about getting older, hilarious.
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08-10-2015, 07:20 PM
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Cross legged happiness no more.
You know you're getting older, when the floor that used to be your friend, turns against you (i.e. joints creak and knees hurt when you get up). It's sad when friends turn against friends ...
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08-10-2015, 10:08 PM
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When you start worrying whether you've saved enough for 2-5 years in a seniors residence or.....palliative care....oyyyyyyyyyyy
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