How do you know when you are getting older?

Enchantress · 08-10-2015, 07:20 PM

You know you're getting older, when the floor that used to be your friend, turns against you (i.e. joints creak and knees hurt when you get up). It's sad when friends turn against friends ...

C0LLETTE · 08-10-2015, 10:08 PM

When you start worrying whether you've saved enough for 2-5 years in a seniors residence or.....palliative care....oyyyyyyyyyyy

Venus007 · 08-11-2015, 10:42 AM

It takes more than a day to recover from a hard work out

Shystonefem · 08-11-2015, 04:48 PM

When you are now waking up at the time you used to go to bed.

When you have as few mirrors in the house as possible. Lol

Gemme · 08-11-2015, 05:01 PM

When you worry less about the taste of food and more about what it's going to do to your body leaving it.

Kobi · 08-13-2015, 01:44 PM

When you buy the already shucked sunflower seeds for the birds so you dont have to sweep up the shells. Yeah, I'm big into energy conservation.

randrum · 08-13-2015, 06:32 PM

"Remember when" stories with my best friend...

Also that most pro athletes are now younger than me...

cinnamongrrl · 01-11-2016, 03:54 AM

When your childhood heroes start dying....

David Bowie.. I thought he'd be immortal...

Wrang1er · 01-11-2016, 07:45 AM

I bought a data card for my nephews and my sister called for the number on the back. I was already wearing my contacts and a pair of readers and I still couldn't see it. I had to grab a second pair of readers to be able to read it.

kittygrrl · 01-11-2016, 01:42 PM

salt..is no longer ok

afrcnqueen · 01-11-2016, 04:26 PM

When you realize that some of your co-workers were a few months old when you graduated high school 😐

Bèsame* · 01-12-2016, 10:41 PM

I used to be able to stand and put on tights. Now I have to lean against the bed, or be close to a wall. ....I suppose balance leaves, lol

Blade · 01-21-2016, 04:17 PM

When winter weather in the south is no longer exciting

Gayandgray · 01-22-2016, 12:26 PM

When you have to write yourself reminder notes or you forget everything

Chad · 11-05-2017, 10:05 AM

When your friend asks you if you get the senior discount.
Haha!

08-10-2015, 07:20 PM	#1
Enchantress Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A complex confection. Preferred Pronoun?: Miss Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The land of milk and honey. Posts: 2,169 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 741 Thanked 3,420 Times in 1,200 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Cross legged happiness no more. You know you're getting older, when the floor that used to be your friend, turns against you (i.e. joints creak and knees hurt when you get up). It's sad when friends turn against friends ...

08-11-2015, 10:42 AM	#3
Venus007 Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Serene Highness ;} Relationship Status: Dreamily contemplating some outrage against conventional morality Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Houston area Posts: 1,362 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,417 Thanked 4,749 Times in 1,139 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	It takes more than a day to recover from a hard work out __________________ . "I need no warrant for being, and no word of sanction upon my being. I am the warrant and the sanction. " Ayn Rand, Anthem "So you'll die happily for your sins. You'd rather die in guilt then live in love?" Timothy Leary

08-11-2015, 05:01 PM	#5
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08-13-2015, 06:32 PM	#7
randrum Member How Do You Identify?: Boi Preferred Pronoun?: Just call me G Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 695 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,480 Thanked 3,056 Times in 668 Posts Rep Power: 21474847	"Remember when" stories with my best friend... Also that most pro athletes are now younger than me... __________________

01-11-2016, 03:54 AM	#8
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08-10-2015, 10:08 PM	#2
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08-11-2015, 04:48 PM	#4
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08-13-2015, 01:44 PM	#6
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01-11-2016, 07:45 AM	#9
Wrang1er Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Me, myself and I Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Here Posts: 1,526 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,112 Thanked 7,043 Times in 1,354 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	I bought a data card for my nephews and my sister called for the number on the back. I was already wearing my contacts and a pair of readers and I still couldn't see it. I had to grab a second pair of readers to be able to read it.

01-11-2016, 01:42 PM	#10
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01-11-2016, 04:26 PM	#11
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01-12-2016, 10:41 PM	#12
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01-21-2016, 04:17 PM	#13
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01-22-2016, 12:26 PM	#14
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11-05-2017, 10:05 AM	#15
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