If you knocked on my door today....

C0LLETTE · 09-15-2015, 02:31 PM

If Besame knocked on my door, I'd explain we were now in Canada and the only coasts around here are 3000 miles to the west of us, 1000 miles to the east and about 1000 miles north and freezing up fast.
As for driving, good passengers are a lot harder to find than good drivers.

Gemme · 09-15-2015, 03:06 PM

If Collette showed up on my doorstep today, I'd take her driving and prove her theory about finding good drivers wrong. They don't exist here (except for us transplants that actually remember what road signs mean and that they actually have signals on every. single. car.) and then I'd take her to a restaurant that I've been meaning to try because I'm hungry.

uglyboi · 09-26-2015, 05:57 PM

If Gemme knocked on my door today I would avoid looking out the door’s window, but instead I would look out from a different or adjacent window away from the door (you won’t see me that way). If I don’t recognize you, I will ask through the door, "Who the hell are you?" and then I will say, "What the hell do you want?" Once I know it is Gemme, I will open the door and say, "Why how the hell are you? Sorry, for not opening the door earlier but it was best for me to look first, before blindly opening the door to some strange who might whack me on the head with a meat cleaver."

homoe · 09-26-2015, 06:05 PM

If Uglyboi knocked on my door I'd know I'd be in for a few good laughs! Such a wicked sense of humor!

Chad · 09-26-2015, 06:26 PM

Howdy, if homoe knocked on my door I would invite him in for snacks and drinks. Hopefully some good conversation and maybe watch a ball game.

homoe · 09-26-2015, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Chad

Howdy, if homoe knocked on my door I would invite him in for snacks and drinks. Hopefully some good conversation and maybe watch a ball game.

And IF Chad came to my door I'd beg him to cook me something! After reading Chad's many posts on the "what's for dinner" thread, I think he knows hys way around a kitchen! After kitchen I'd ask him how he found the love of hys!

Chad · 09-26-2015, 07:03 PM

Oh yes homoe knock on my door! I am a Texan and known for my bbq specifically brisket. You would be well fed. Fyi, I met my love right here on BFP. My advice is to talk to everyone until the right one becomes obvious.

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Originally Posted by homoe

And IF Chad came to my door I'd beg him to cook me something! After reading Chad's many posts on the "what's for dinner" thread, I think he knows hys way around a kitchen! After kitchen I'd ask him how he found the love of hys!

09-15-2015, 03:06 PM	#2
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,925 Times in 25,666 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	If Collette showed up on my doorstep today, I'd take her driving and prove her theory about finding good drivers wrong. They don't exist here (except for us transplants that actually remember what road signs mean and that they actually have signals on every. single. car.) and then I'd take her to a restaurant that I've been meaning to try because I'm hungry. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

09-26-2015, 06:26 PM	#5
Chad Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Loved Caregiver Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 6,164 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,746 Thanked 20,313 Times in 5,677 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Welcome Howdy, if homoe knocked on my door I would invite him in for snacks and drinks. Hopefully some good conversation and maybe watch a ball game.

09-15-2015, 02:31 PM	#1
C0LLETTE Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Depends on the day. Preferred Pronoun?: "I" and "we" Relationship Status: Very good. Thank you for asking. Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Canada Posts: 11,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,676 Thanked 15,170 Times in 4,340 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	If Besame knocked on my door, I'd explain we were now in Canada and the only coasts around here are 3000 miles to the west of us, 1000 miles to the east and about 1000 miles north and freezing up fast. As for driving, good passengers are a lot harder to find than good drivers.

09-26-2015, 05:57 PM	#3
uglyboi Member How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity' Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2011 Location: In a house we bought Posts: 411 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 294 Thanked 1,208 Times in 327 Posts Rep Power: 18936851	If Gemme knocked on my door today I would avoid looking out the door’s window, but instead I would look out from a different or adjacent window away from the door (you won’t see me that way). If I don’t recognize you, I will ask through the door, "Who the hell are you?" and then I will say, "What the hell do you want?" Once I know it is Gemme, I will open the door and say, "Why how the hell are you? Sorry, for not opening the door earlier but it was best for me to look first, before blindly opening the door to some strange who might whack me on the head with a meat cleaver."

09-26-2015, 06:05 PM	#4
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