If you knocked on my door today....

Chad · 09-26-2015, 07:03 PM

Oh yes homoe knock on my door! I am a Texan and known for my bbq specifically brisket. You would be well fed. Fyi, I met my love right here on BFP. My advice is to talk to everyone until the right one becomes obvious.

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Originally Posted by homoe

And IF Chad came to my door I'd beg him to cook me something! After reading Chad's many posts on the "what's for dinner" thread, I think he knows hys way around a kitchen! After kitchen I'd ask him how he found the love of hys!

homoe · 09-07-2016, 03:21 AM

IF Chad came and knocked on my door today...

I would invite Chad in, but be mindful that hys does not appreciated humming. I'd share any food with Chad I had, but then when doing the dishes afterward I'd make sure no utensils hit any glass dishes.

I'd try to make Chad's visit as pleasant as possible so perhaps hy'd invited me over for some of hys BBQ or homemade Sheppard pie!

Chad · 09-07-2016, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by homoe

IF Chad came and knocked on my door today...

I would invite Chad in, but be mindful that hys does not appreciated humming. I'd share any food with Chad I had, but then when doing the dishes afterward I'd make sure no utensils hit any glass dishes.

I'd try to make Chad's visit as pleasant as possible so perhaps hy'd invited me over for some of hys BBQ or homemade Sheppard pie!

Haha! What a gracious host you are. I would definitely bring you a plate of Texas BBQ.

homoe · 09-07-2016, 06:25 AM

I first bumped this thread to tease Chad about humming and dish clanging, but this really is a cute thread! I hope others post

easygoingfemme · 09-08-2016, 08:52 AM

If Homoe knocked on my door today we would go on a tour of funky independent movie theaters near me. Then we would hit the drive in movie theaters for evening entertainment and copious amounts of junk food from the concession stand.

Gemme · 09-08-2016, 07:51 PM

If easygoing knocked on my door, I'd make sure she had good walking shoes on and then I'd drag her to either here or here, depending on the date. I think we'd have a good time at either!

Stone-Butch · 09-08-2016, 08:12 PM

If Homoe came to my door today I would say come on in I am just making steak. We would spend the evening going over my entire collection.

Blade · 10-30-2016, 12:31 PM

A lazy Chihuahua and his lazy Daddy kicked back watching a very boring football game.

FireSignFemme · 10-31-2016, 03:07 AM

If Blade knocked on my door I'd say through the door - I'm sorry, FireSignFemme doesn't live here anymore, let me get you the new owner. Then I'd put my flat screen monitor in the window, crank up the speakers and play him this -

Orema · 11-25-2016, 05:44 AM

If FireSignFemme knocked on my door this afternoon (after I finish working), I'd invite her in for a piece of mince pie with rum sauce and would ask her advice on some upgrades I want to do to my femme cave.

Afterwards, I'd love to chat with her about movies, art, history, and theology.

Gemme · 11-25-2016, 08:34 AM

If Orema knocked on my door today that would be great, because the house is actually 'company' clean right now. I'd ask her beverage preference, turn on some music because I like background noise and the TV would be rude unless we're watching the show, then sit down for some interesting and stimulating conversation. I think she'd like my Christmas tree, so I might light that up while she's here too.

deeds · 11-25-2016, 04:36 PM

If Gemme knocked on my door today..First my face would be like this

..Then i would know I was seeing an ..

09-08-2016, 07:51 PM	#6
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Stone-Butch Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stonebutch Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: single Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canada Posts: 3,646 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,273 Thanked 9,328 Times in 3,019 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Knock on my door If Homoe came to my door today I would say come on in I am just making steak. We would spend the evening going over my entire collection.

10-30-2016, 12:31 PM	#8
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11-25-2016, 08:34 AM	#11
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,926 Times in 25,667 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	If Orema knocked on my door today that would be great, because the house is actually 'company' clean right now. I'd ask her beverage preference, turn on some music because I like background noise and the TV would be rude unless we're watching the show, then sit down for some interesting and stimulating conversation. I think she'd like my Christmas tree, so I might light that up while she's here too. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

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09-07-2016, 03:21 AM	#2
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09-07-2016, 06:25 AM	#4
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,548 Times in 14,914 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	I first bumped this thread to tease Chad about humming and dish clanging, but this really is a cute thread! I hope others post

09-08-2016, 08:52 AM	#5
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10-31-2016, 03:07 AM	#9
FireSignFemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: N/A Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: WA Posts: 4,434 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 37,962 Thanked 10,285 Times in 3,146 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	If Blade knocked on my door I'd say through the door - I'm sorry, FireSignFemme doesn't live here anymore, let me get you the new owner. Then I'd put my flat screen monitor in the window, crank up the speakers and play him this -

11-25-2016, 05:44 AM	#10
Orema Superlative Soul Sister How Do You Identify?: Lesbian stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Moving in a single file Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Cottage of Content Posts: 13,619 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 41,453 Thanked 34,707 Times in 8,944 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	If FireSignFemme knocked on my door this afternoon (after I finish working), I'd invite her in for a piece of mince pie with rum sauce and would ask her advice on some upgrades I want to do to my femme cave. Afterwards, I'd love to chat with her about movies, art, history, and theology.