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Old 05-08-2010, 06:39 PM   #1
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5. showgirls is so awful that i've memorized it: She's no butterfly. Tony, she's all pelvic thrust.

I think Showgirls is the greatest awful movie in history. I love it for it sheer badness.

1. I have a Saturday evening work dinner routine that I force my two fave coworkers to follow. We go to Firehouse Subs (where all the workers now know us and greet us by name) and then to Starbucks for me to get coffee. It's awesome.
2. I won a balloon-tossing event last October — and have the trophy to show for it. It was cool. We dropped the balloons (representing pumpkins) over the edge of the grandstands at Talladega Superspeedway and let 'em drop a couple hundred feet.
3. Hockey is possibly the most fun sport I've covered in my career. I want season tickets at some point in my life to enjoy it as a fan.
4. I love going barefooted.
5. I <3 garage sales.
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1) I love to get high...altitude...

2) a kick step isnt really a kick step, it's more like a "swing your foot from the knee" step.

3) eating solid food at altitude is more difficult for me than the climb.

4) one can expect to burn 10,000 calories a day. Ugh, that means eating more than I care to think about.

5) someone asked if I'd ever seen any weird animals up there (like a Yeti?) Obviously they havent seen me for my 2 am starts for the summit...BOO !
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* I love presents that cost $1 but are really thoughtful.

* I smell my dogs head every day (she smells like leaves).

* My toenails are currently purple. I try the "wild" colors out there first.

* I once had a dream that I was being force-fed stale bean burritos from Taco Bell and I got so sick in my dream that I didn't touch one in real life for almost 5 years after.

* I am so excited about the upcoming Reunion that I might crap my pants.
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1. Red pepper relish is my favorite condiment ever. Salsa is a close second.

2. When former Detroit Tiger baseball broadcaster Ernie Harwell died last week, I wept. He is so ingrained in the culture here...and in my childhood memories. Every summer, you listened to Ernie. No matter how much the Tigers sucked that year. He was the voice of summer here.

3. Five generations of my family have lived in Michigan, since my ancestors came here from Poland and Germany after the Civil War and homesteaded in northern Michigan.

4. I'm not a big fan of citrus, though I love anything lemon-flavored.

5. I love to go blueberry picking.
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Old 05-10-2010, 08:21 PM   #5
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I prefer pie to cake, especially fruit pies. Juicy ones, like peach and cherry.

I know how to fly in dreams, and if I realize I'm dreaming, I do it deliberately. I haven't done it in a while, though.

A lot of the time, I feel like an "imposter" in my work. After 25 years of experience, I still wonder if I really make a difference.

I used to wear skirts all the time. Since starting my new job, I haven't worn a skirt or dress. Maybe I will, tomorrow.

I once drank green citrus iced tea when my mouth was numb from dental work. It was an amazing experience.
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I love Coconut Cream Pie

I loathe dusting my house

I'm the last of the family on my dad's side...as there are no other grandchildren

I've never seen Gone With The Wind all the way through

I have trouble turning my brain off when trying to sleep...I rarely sleep the whole night through
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My dog wakes me up every morning by laying on me (she is an American Bulldog Boxer mix and weighs 106 pounds) I like it

When on vacation I call and speak to my dog on the phone, I know she doesn't understand but it makes me feel better to hear her breathe

I am teaching my dog to obey hand signals; she is up to 5 commands in a row all without me uttering a word. This makes me feel like she and I are a secret spy team

I like the way my dog's paws smell

When I am stressed and miserable very few things make me feel better than to be lying on my side and feel my dog curled up against the small of my back
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* I love presents that cost $1 but are really thoughtful.

* I smell my dogs head every day (she smells like leaves).

* My toenails are currently purple. I try the "wild" colors out there first.

* I once had a dream that I was being force-fed stale bean burritos from Taco Bell and I got so sick in my dream that I didn't touch one in real life for almost 5 years after.

* I am so excited about the upcoming Reunion that I might crap my pants.
Making sure I buy so depends for the REUNION for Medusa and June *smirk*
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  1. I love to dance even though I am not the best at it.
  2. I talk to everyone and anyone at least once.
  3. I cry when I tell you stories about good things happening to other people because joy overwhelms me.
  4. I've met Piers Anthony.
  5. Sexier to me is you knowing who that is over Perez Hilton.
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1. I read at least 5 newspapers online every morning.
2. I take public transportation and I am rather happy with that choice.
3. I am extremely organized but don't expect others around me to be the same.
4. I love to read, strangely enough reading books in Spanish causes me a headache.
5. Contrary to popular belief, I do not steal babies.
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[QUOTE=UofMfan;103721][FONT="Arial"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]3. I am extremely organized but don't expect others around me to be the same.

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1. I love flowers, but dislike any kind of greenery or filler with them. I find that the flowers are beautiful in their simplicity. I subscribe to the less is more theory in life.

2. I don't like to be touched when I am upset or sad. It somehow feels cloying to me.

3. I've never met a reflective surface I didn't like

4. The sound of a vacuum cleaner puts me into an almost hypnotic state

5. I have a box fetish. Little ones, big ones, makeup boxes, gift boxes. The prettier the better. I save them forever and ever (under the guise that I'll use them, but I never want to part with them so they stay in my possession)!
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