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Old 09-30-2015, 11:30 AM   #19581
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My soulmate pie is Pumpkin.

Great.

Now I freakin' want pumpkin.

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Walked into lamppost, initial encounter: W22.02XA
So I guess there's a different code for the second time you walk into the lamp post?
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So I guess there's a different code for the second time you walk into the lamp post?
Then it becomes chronic or maybe compulsive. That's definitely under a different code.
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Halloween is coming! Wooooot!

My sworn duty as an agent of the Hollowed-Weenies is to scare the bejezus out of the neighborhood kids once again.






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Graphic Warning!





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I was listening to a community radio station that featured songs recorded by a not so well known group of musicians. The group's name is... "The West African Rhythm Brothers."

I couldn't find any of the songs I heard on YouTube except the one I found below. I like their songs, their style of music. : )

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NASA finds water on Mars! Exciting!





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I was looking online for some type of toy pig that makes realistic sounding pig noises. A guy who snorts his nose constantly and very loud is working my nerves. If I can find this particular noisey toy pig, I will take it to work and every time he snorts his nose, I will activate the pig.

I am not allowed to say anything to him because I got into some trouble some years ago for telling this woman to stop singing. I know, this place I work is truely f*cked up.
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Is this what is meant by 'car-pooling?'




A BMW convertible first aroused the suspicions of a motorcycle cop on patrol in the eastern German town of Eibenstock when water sloshed out of it as it drove around a curve. When the officer pulled the car over, he could hardly believe his eyes.

In a police report released on Monday, he described encountering an "a convertible of a slightly different kind." The car had been converted into a swimming pool on wheels complete with a wooden railing and cheap floral decoration that could have come out of a chintzy Hawaiian hotel.

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Remember the pizza rat from last week?



Someone just created a "sexy" pizza rat halloween costume:

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