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10-04-2015, 03:17 PM
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old-fashioned queer stone submissive girl Preferred Pronoun?:
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What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear. Where do books sleep? Under their covers.
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Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D. H. Lawrence 
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10-06-2015, 07:56 AM
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OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you. 
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers. 
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10-06-2015, 12:09 PM
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Old man
an old man in a nursing home is about to celebrate his 101 birthday so all his buddies show up to surprise him. They sneak him in a few things , have a good time talking about old times and deciede to leave. Oh says one of the guys, we have a gift for you, almost forgot. They open the door and in walks a vivacious blond wearing nothing but a smile . They turn and leave with a "have a nice time bud". She walks over to the birthday boy and says, "hey birthday boy I am here to give you super sex. The old man looks up at her and says honey, at my age, I'll take the soup............
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10-06-2015, 09:18 PM
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ok ok here we go with a blonde joke......
2 blondes are driving down the highway going to go to Disneyland. Along the way they see a sign that says Disneyland left. So both girls starting crying and turned back around and started driving home.
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11-27-2023, 11:40 PM
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Where do books sleep???
— Under their covers.
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“The way someone treats you is not a reflection of your worth: It’s a reflection of their emotional capacity,”
~ Jillian Turecki. “The work that is called for is the construction of our “More Perfect Union”(Obama). That job will never ever be completed: it’s one that requires rigorous attention and unfading wherewithal and all hands. The work is the keeping of the promises of our promised land. The practice of decency, the protection of freedom, and the promotion of liberty for all. With no exceptions. That takes a lot of work done on multiple job sites, every single day. And you can call each of them a battle for truth, justice and the American way,” — Tom Hanks.   |
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11-28-2023, 05:06 PM
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Q: What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
A: An elk a seltzer.
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11-30-2023, 07:31 PM
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what games do reindeer play at sleepovers?
Truth or deer
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12-01-2023, 04:25 PM
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Corny Jokes
why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Cause they lactose. How do rabbits get to far away places? They take the hareplane. |
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12-02-2023, 06:18 PM
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She is my sunrise and sunset. 
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A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender.
"I'll have a gin and.................tonic." The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?" The polar bear replies, " I don't know, I've always had them."
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