Corny jokes

gotoseagrl · 10-09-2015, 11:57 AM

Why is the number 10 afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine, and 10 is next.

job · 10-11-2015, 02:34 AM

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at her ta-tas when she said, "please press one. "
So I did. I don't remember much after that.

TheHinduPose · 10-11-2015, 08:41 AM

What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Every morning you'll rise and shine!

ksrainbow · 01-15-2016, 07:37 PM

Two Eskimos were sitting in a kayak and got quite chilly. One lit a fire in the craft, but of course it sank.

This proves that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.

Happy_Go_Lucky · 01-22-2016, 08:30 AM

It was an emotional wedding....

Even the cake was in tiers.

gotoseagrl · 02-19-2016, 12:05 PM

What do you feed an invisible cat?

Evaporated Milk.

Mopsie · 02-25-2016, 10:46 AM

Q: What does a seal get from sitting on the ice too long at the zoo?

A: Polaroids!

10-09-2015, 11:57 AM	#1
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10-11-2015, 02:34 AM	#2
job Junior Member How Do You Identify?: butch Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Vegas area Posts: 47 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182 Thanked 159 Times in 35 Posts Rep Power: 644258	This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator. I was staring at her ta-tas when she said, "please press one. " So I did. I don't remember much after that.

10-11-2015, 08:41 AM	#3
TheHinduPose Member How Do You Identify?: human Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: earth Posts: 1,232 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,833 Thanked 3,078 Times in 887 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Every morning you'll rise and shine!

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ksrainbow Member How Do You Identify?: Valued Relationship Status: UNO Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Kansas Posts: 773 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,759 Thanked 2,192 Times in 573 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Two Eskimos were sitting in a kayak and got quite chilly. One lit a fire in the craft, but of course it sank. This proves that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.

02-25-2016, 10:46 AM	#7
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