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10-11-2015, 02:34 AM
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This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at her ta-tas when she said, "please press one. " So I did. I don't remember much after that. |
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10-11-2015, 08:41 AM
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What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Every morning you'll rise and shine! |
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01-15-2016, 07:37 PM
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Two Eskimos were sitting in a kayak and got quite chilly. One lit a fire in the craft, but of course it sank.
This proves that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too. |
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01-22-2016, 08:30 AM
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It was an emotional wedding....
Even the cake was in tiers.
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers. 
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02-19-2016, 12:05 PM
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What do you feed an invisible cat?
Evaporated Milk.
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Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D. H. Lawrence 
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02-25-2016, 10:46 AM
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