SOOOoOOO its another Saturday night ........ now what

Gemme · 11-28-2015, 09:50 PM

The and I have been hanging out binging on Nashville episodes.

homoe · 12-05-2015, 06:00 PM

No plans for the evening which is maybe just as well! I shopped yesterday until I dropped so a evening of rest is just what the doctor order!

cinnamongrrl · 12-05-2015, 06:02 PM

We watched the sunset from the gardens of the Biltmore....and got ice cream on the way home...

Pure, simple bliss....

Chad · 12-05-2015, 06:04 PM

I plan to rest, wrap gifts, and play with the kitties.
Oh and play here.

jingles76 · 12-05-2015, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Chad

I plan to rest, wrap gifts, and play with the kitties.
Oh and play here.

playing here is always fun! did some shopping today and am now sitting watching NatGeo and browsing the forums...

Contessa · 12-05-2015, 07:01 PM

So I'm in wal-mart enoying a little Christmas shopping..when I hear a whirring noise getting close really FAST..i look just in time to see a woman at least twice my size in a metal electric cart going full speed..just about to SLAM into me. I have just enough time to hold up my hand in the "stop" position and say "NOOOOOOO!!!!' She slams right into me at full speed and pins me against the metal shelving. She nervously fumbles and tries to back up and instead goes forward and squashes me MORE into the metal shelving. I cannot breathe and the PAIN!!! ODG!! I scream "Get OFFF OF MEE!!!!" Finally, she gets it backed off of me and claims it malfunctioned as the handles fell off the dang thing..I have to chuckle at this scenario now..But it wasn't too funny at the time. LOL

homoe · 12-05-2015, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Contessa

So I'm in wal-mart enoying a little Christmas shopping..when I hear a whirring noise getting close really FAST..i look just in time to see a woman at least twice my size in a metal electric cart going full speed..just about to SLAM into me. I have just enough time to hold up my hand in the "stop" position and say "NOOOOOOO!!!!' She slams right into me at full speed and pins me against the metal shelving. She nervously fumbles and tries to back up and instead goes forward and squashes me MORE into the metal shelving. I cannot breathe and the PAIN!!! ODG!! I scream "Get OFFF OF MEE!!!!" Finally, she gets it backed off of me and claims it malfunctioned as the handles fell off the dang thing..I have to chuckle at this scenario now..But it wasn't too funny at the time. LOL

Was it a butch woman in the cart at least???? (laughing here)

Tuff Stuff · 12-05-2015, 07:16 PM

So it is..right now I'm just people watching...and someone's car alarm went on....now it went off.
Hurry up honey,ahhh,Saturday night munchies.

Chad · 12-05-2015, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Contessa

So I'm in wal-mart enoying a little Christmas shopping..when I hear a whirring noise getting close really FAST..i look just in time to see a woman at least twice my size in a metal electric cart going full speed..just about to SLAM into me. I have just enough time to hold up my hand in the "stop" position and say "NOOOOOOO!!!!' She slams right into me at full speed and pins me against the metal shelving. She nervously fumbles and tries to back up and instead goes forward and squashes me MORE into the metal shelving. I cannot breathe and the PAIN!!! ODG!! I scream "Get OFFF OF MEE!!!!" Finally, she gets it backed off of me and claims it malfunctioned as the handles fell off the dang thing..I have to chuckle at this scenario now..But it wasn't too funny at the time. LOL

I am sorry that you were hurt but your story made my laugh and laugh.

11-28-2015, 09:50 PM	#1
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Contessa Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: She/Her Relationship Status: Happy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: US Posts: 220 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 673 Times in 182 Posts Rep Power: 6048530	Women of Wal-Mart So I'm in wal-mart enoying a little Christmas shopping..when I hear a whirring noise getting close really FAST..i look just in time to see a woman at least twice my size in a metal electric cart going full speed..just about to SLAM into me. I have just enough time to hold up my hand in the "stop" position and say "NOOOOOOO!!!!' She slams right into me at full speed and pins me against the metal shelving. She nervously fumbles and tries to back up and instead goes forward and squashes me MORE into the metal shelving. I cannot breathe and the PAIN!!! ODG!! I scream "Get OFFF OF MEE!!!!" Finally, she gets it backed off of me and claims it malfunctioned as the handles fell off the dang thing..I have to chuckle at this scenario now..But it wasn't too funny at the time. LOL

12-05-2015, 06:00 PM	#2
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12-05-2015, 07:16 PM	#8
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