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Old 05-11-2010, 10:28 AM   #1
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I like potato chips in my sandwiches. There is something about the crunch that just tickles me.
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Old 05-11-2010, 10:41 AM   #2
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Cheese and crackers... should have the exact same number of each. Something I do myself but would never demand anyone preparing it for me adhere to that particular quirk.

Oh and spicy hot mustard can touch my cheese and crackers anytime!
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I agree with Jack that toilet paper should come over the top. I'll go as far as saying that if I'm someplace and it doesn't I have to change it.

Growing up Jewish, one never mixes meat and dairy.....at least when living in mom's house. So, when I would go into the Jewish Deli my mom worked at, I'd always order a corned beef sandwich with mayo. My mom cringed the first time and told me I was embarrassing her and I had to mustard on it. I said, if you put mustard on it, I won't pay for it and you'll have to eat it. I went so far as to say, I'm an adult now with my own job, my own place and my own money and if that's how I want it that's my choice. My mom just stared at me and told me to go order the sandwich at the counter myself.

I could never drink milk with a meal.
For me, the only sandwich mustard should be on is a hot dog.
I can't eat rice with anything on top of it, it has to be beside it.
My tee shirts have to be folded a certain way or I will unfold them and do it my way....same goes for towels.

I'm thinking I could come back here with more after I sit and think about this more, lol.
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definitely a food cant touch person..if my food touches i cut out around it and throw it away

i eat one thing at a time on my plate.

everything has to be centered-balanced..in someones house i will rearrange knick knacks to be centered..in a store i will front face whatever is in front of me

my socks cant be rolled together at the opening

im sure there are more,but cant think of them at the moment

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my socks cant be rolled together at the opening
Or she unrolls them quickly...

I am also a "waterfall" style TP girl...and, yes, I will turn it over if it's coming from underneath.

My food can all touch...and I have no assembly order.

However I will completely unload and reload the dishwasher if you don't put everything in "right"....by which I mean MY way. Probably just easiest to leave me to do it.

I am only comfortable driving a manual transmission...and will shift from neutral to first gear repeatedly at each stop light (with the clutch in...don't worry). Yes, it's weird. No, I don't want to hear about it.

I state the obvious...all the time. "Oh look, the sun is shining." Mmm hmmm...really. And alot. Just roll with it.
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ok so Im gonna post one of HER idios! lol..cause of course I don't have any!

Imagine my surprise when I was told that I don't match up her left and right sock!..really? but according to her she has a sock that is shaped like her right foot and the same for her left one..I never heard of this b4 EVER


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Food on the plate, no touching please.

There used to be an AMAZING place in San Francisco named Bepples Pies. Let me tell you. THE BEST PIE YOU HAVE EVER HAD.

Anyway, one of the first times I had been there, in early 90's maybe...they had homemade chicken pot pie in the menu. Someone in front of me in line ordered it...

They gave you a big slice, filled with chicken and veggies... and they will also top it off with a thick slice of melted swiss cheese

So the employee puts the piece down on the counter and proceeds to put a giant dollop of MUSTARD on it.

I almost cried.

Who puts mustard on HOMEMADE chicken pot pie? Or pot pie in general?

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In meat, outa meat. Does not matter.


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one plain untoasted bagel. Spread both sides with real butter. Empty a small bag of Wise BarBQ potato chips onto one side of bagel, take the other side and SMASH. cut in half. eat.

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ok so Im gonna post one of HER idios! lol..cause of course I don't have any!

Imagine my surprise when I was told that I don't match up her left and right sock!..really? but according to her she has a sock that is shaped like her right foot and the same for her left one..I never heard of this b4 EVER


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Absolutely a right sock and a left sock my silly woman!
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I like potato chips in my sandwiches. There is something about the crunch that just tickles me.
My favorite sandwich is bread, mayo, pickles and lays potato chips.
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I like to mash up fritos on my turkey sammies.
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My favorite sandwich is bread, mayo, pickles and lays potato chips.
I thought I was the only one!
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