Accidents, Mishaps and Injuries During Sex!

cinnamongrrl · 01-10-2016, 05:00 PM

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Chad · 01-10-2016, 05:28 PM

I am trying to figure out how to tell this story and remain respectable.

During vigorous play time mind your location on the bed. It breaks the rythm when you pile drive your lover off the bed on to the floor. Haha.

CherryWine · 04-18-2016, 05:04 PM

I recently somehow managed to slap myself in the eye/cheek with a toy during sexy time. I'm talking about full on smack with quite a bit of force behind it. I won't go into detail about how this happened, but my girlfriend was looking directly at me so there was no playing it off. We had to take about a 10 minute interlude while we were rolling around laughing hysterically and waiting for my eye to quit watering before we could get back to the regularly scheduled program.

There's a reason why she lovingly calls me her "little dork".

randrum · 04-18-2016, 05:30 PM

My ex and I broke my bed. It was a wooden platform bed. The slats cracked and we ended up on the floor.

01-10-2016, 05:00 PM	#1
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randrum Member How Do You Identify?: Boi Preferred Pronoun?: Just call me G Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 695 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,480 Thanked 3,056 Times in 668 Posts Rep Power: 21474847	My ex and I broke my bed. It was a wooden platform bed. The slats cracked and we ended up on the floor. __________________

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04-18-2016, 05:04 PM	#3
CherryWine Senior Member How Do You Identify?: lesbian femme Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The Deep South Posts: 2,491 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,060 Thanked 10,006 Times in 2,182 Posts Rep Power: 21474847	I recently somehow managed to slap myself in the eye/cheek with a toy during sexy time. I'm talking about full on smack with quite a bit of force behind it. I won't go into detail about how this happened, but my girlfriend was looking directly at me so there was no playing it off. We had to take about a 10 minute interlude while we were rolling around laughing hysterically and waiting for my eye to quit watering before we could get back to the regularly scheduled program. There's a reason why she lovingly calls me her "little dork".