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Old 01-11-2016, 07:45 AM   #1
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I bought a data card for my nephews and my sister called for the number on the back. I was already wearing my contacts and a pair of readers and I still couldn't see it. I had to grab a second pair of readers to be able to read it.
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I used to be able to stand and put on tights. Now I have to lean against the bed, or be close to a wall. ....I suppose balance leaves, lol
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I have less patience with stupid people.
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I have less patience with stupid people.

See thats the thinking of younger older people.

When you get to be my age, you realize it isnt your patience that is waning. The problem is that stupid is growing exponentially.

Thats my story and Im sticking with it.....for as long as I remember I said it.


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