Corny jokes

Mopsie · 02-28-2016, 09:12 AM

So the client that inspired this thread was in the state hospital for nearly two years. She recently moved back to the group home and we have restarted our tradition of trading corny jokes. Here's the one she told me this week:

Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

A: An investigator!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mopsie

I work in mental health. My part time job is at a group home. One of the residents loves corny jokes. Everytime I come to work she has a new one to tell me. Then I tell her a corny joke back. I have now exhausted my knowledge of corny jokes. I know I could just google corny jokes but I thought a thread would be more fun!

So what are the corny jokes you know?

job · 03-14-2016, 10:07 PM

A blonde lady gets pulled over by a cop who is also blonde. The cop walks to the driver's window and says, "let me see your drivers license." The lady digs in her purse and can't find it. She asks the officer, "what does it look like? I'm not sure I have it." The cop responds, "it's a little square with your picture on it." The lady says, "oh. I have that." Then she pulls out her compact with the mirror and hands it to the cop. The cop looks at it and says, "I'm sorry. Why didn't you tell me you were a cop? You can go."

Hope this one wasn't already posted. 😀

Happy_Go_Lucky · 03-22-2016, 06:02 PM

I tried to take some pictures of some fog.

I mist

Wrang1er · 03-27-2016, 08:15 PM

Q. Why doesn't the Easter Bunny make noise when he has sex?

A. Because he has cotton balls.

Q. What do you call a mischievous egg?

A. A practical yolker

Q. Why did the rabbit cross the road?

A. It was the chicken's day off.

Hoppy Easter everyone!

Happy_Go_Lucky · 04-05-2016, 02:55 PM

So a dyslexic man walks into a bra.

*Wanted to throw in some levity, the Presidential thread can be very emotional. Breathe.......

Stone-Butch · 04-05-2016, 05:25 PM

Two blonds were passing each other on opposite sides of the river when one calls out to the other "hey , how do I get to the other side". The other calls back "you're already there"

Stone-Butch · 04-05-2016, 05:28 PM

If a bag of oranges is a bunch of oranges and a bag of lemons are a bunch of lemons why aren't grapes a bunch of purples? (groan)

03-22-2016, 06:02 PM	#3
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03-14-2016, 10:07 PM	#2
job Junior Member How Do You Identify?: butch Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Vegas area Posts: 47 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182 Thanked 159 Times in 35 Posts Rep Power: 644258	A blonde lady gets pulled over by a cop who is also blonde. The cop walks to the driver's window and says, "let me see your drivers license." The lady digs in her purse and can't find it. She asks the officer, "what does it look like? I'm not sure I have it." The cop responds, "it's a little square with your picture on it." The lady says, "oh. I have that." Then she pulls out her compact with the mirror and hands it to the cop. The cop looks at it and says, "I'm sorry. Why didn't you tell me you were a cop? You can go." Hope this one wasn't already posted. 😀

03-27-2016, 08:15 PM	#4
Wrang1er Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Me, myself and I Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Here Posts: 1,526 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,112 Thanked 7,043 Times in 1,354 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Q. Why doesn't the Easter Bunny make noise when he has sex? A. Because he has cotton balls. Q. What do you call a mischievous egg? A. A practical yolker Q. Why did the rabbit cross the road? A. It was the chicken's day off. Hoppy Easter everyone!