What Cracked You Up Today?

cinnamongrrl · 03-12-2016, 11:23 AM

I passed a plumbing truck while driving home and the name on it was T.P Howards....

I about guffawed at the irony....OK I did guffaw....

cinnamongrrl · 04-10-2016, 01:52 PM

Recounting my horrific earth fair happening to my daughter. I was able to laugh since she about died laughing herself...

Here's my story:

I'm very interested in beekeeping. I stopped at a bee booth and was talking to the vendor. I asked why the bees were. All packed in one spot. He explained that he had sugar water for them AND the queen was in a box in the hive but it was sealed by a candied wax.

I had seen on PBS recently about this and got very excited. I said, "ohhh yeah. She's in the box and they have to eat her out!" I was so super proud of my knowledge that I didn't even think about the wordage.

Where's. A big ol hole in the ground when you really need one?? At least my kid got a good laugh out of it..

PaPa · 04-10-2016, 01:56 PM

This was actually a couple of days ago but I thought it was funny.

I made homemade chili for lunch with cast iron skillet cornbread. I proudly set it on the table and got my elderly parents seated and my father asked what it was. I exclaimed, "Chili!" to which he then responded, "Where are the beans?". I looked in the pot and said, "Oh my God I forgot the beans!" He laughed and said, "Well as they used to say, 'you wouldn't know the beans if the bag was open'" LOL!!

cinnamongrrl · 04-10-2016, 03:02 PM

Don't feel bad. One year at thanksgiving dinner my mom forgot the stuffing...another year my cousin was playing with the lock on the stove and locked the biscuits in the oven. It wouldn't open til the oven cooled off and. By then the biscuits were plenty crispy lol

QUOTE=PaPa;1059479]This was actually a couple of days ago but I thought it was funny.

I made homemade chili for lunch with cast iron skillet cornbread. I proudly set it on the table and got my elderly parents seated and my father asked what it was. I exclaimed, "Chili!" to which he then responded, "Where are the beans?". I looked in the pot and said, "Oh my God I forgot the beans!" He laughed and said, "Well as they used to say, 'you wouldn't know the beans if the bag was open'" LOL!![/QUOTE]

03-12-2016, 11:23 AM	#1
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,665 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,247 Thanked 27,604 Times in 6,959 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	I passed a plumbing truck while driving home and the name on it was T.P Howards.... I about guffawed at the irony....OK I did guffaw.... __________________

04-10-2016, 01:52 PM	#2
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,665 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,247 Thanked 27,604 Times in 6,959 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	Recounting my horrific earth fair happening to my daughter. I was able to laugh since she about died laughing herself... Here's my story: I'm very interested in beekeeping. I stopped at a bee booth and was talking to the vendor. I asked why the bees were. All packed in one spot. He explained that he had sugar water for them AND the queen was in a box in the hive but it was sealed by a candied wax. I had seen on PBS recently about this and got very excited. I said, "ohhh yeah. She's in the box and they have to eat her out!" I was so super proud of my knowledge that I didn't even think about the wordage. Where's. A big ol hole in the ground when you really need one?? At least my kid got a good laugh out of it.. __________________

04-10-2016, 03:02 PM	#4
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,665 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,247 Thanked 27,604 Times in 6,959 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	Don't feel bad. One year at thanksgiving dinner my mom forgot the stuffing...another year my cousin was playing with the lock on the stove and locked the biscuits in the oven. It wouldn't open til the oven cooled off and. By then the biscuits were plenty crispy lol QUOTE=PaPa;1059479]This was actually a couple of days ago but I thought it was funny. I made homemade chili for lunch with cast iron skillet cornbread. I proudly set it on the table and got my elderly parents seated and my father asked what it was. I exclaimed, "Chili!" to which he then responded, "Where are the beans?". I looked in the pot and said, "Oh my God I forgot the beans!" He laughed and said, "Well as they used to say, 'you wouldn't know the beans if the bag was open'" LOL!![/QUOTE] __________________

04-10-2016, 01:56 PM	#3
PaPa Senior Member How Do You Identify?: GQ Butch Daddy Relationship Status: A Very Protective BIG Daddy... Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 2,657 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,597 Thanked 5,871 Times in 1,530 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	This was actually a couple of days ago but I thought it was funny. I made homemade chili for lunch with cast iron skillet cornbread. I proudly set it on the table and got my elderly parents seated and my father asked what it was. I exclaimed, "Chili!" to which he then responded, "Where are the beans?". I looked in the pot and said, "Oh my God I forgot the beans!" He laughed and said, "Well as they used to say, 'you wouldn't know the beans if the bag was open'" LOL!!