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Old 03-17-2016, 11:47 AM   #1
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When humans think it is funny to give you the finger or say f*** y***. That is not humor and is not funny. That would be the last thing someone ever said to me.

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When someone blows his/her nose at the dinner table. Please do not.
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People who use a lot of floral bathroom spray and think it smells better than a fart.

Real Estate Speak:

"Starter home" ( it's a dump but $800,000 reno will make it liveable ).

"View of ocean or mountains" ( Here, get up on this ladder and grab these binoculars).

"Up-and-coming neighbourhood " (Once the gang wars end and shopkeepers return and remove the plywood and bars on their windows).

"Close to parks and shopping" ( You can walk your dog in the Walmart parking lot")

"If you're a gardener, you'll love it" (Especially if you're a heavy equipment operator).

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Slamming doors!!! There is a handle for a reason so please people shut the door and don't slam it!
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After slaving over a hot stove or oven for hours cooking someone's requested meal, and hearing....

"This is good Ree....

BUT NOT AS GOOD AS MINE..."

it's called a backhanded compliment, meant to "sound" polite, but it's actually a slam directed right atcha.

I'm sure you have heard other versions...

You look great in that suit, too bad your gut sticks out....

A friend called them poison sandwiches....something delish wrapped in moldy bread.

It's a "you are not good enough" message meant for your solar
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