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Old 08-22-2016, 08:47 PM   #1
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ummm these are all fascinating...but way too gross for me to think about..one of the things I absolutely hate to touch is any kind of ground meat...it just reminds me of hibee jibee things..i just can't
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Read somewhere that those bathroom paper seat covers are less sterile or hygienic than the seat itself.
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Read somewhere that those bathroom paper seat covers are less sterile or hygienic than the seat itself.
You must have read about the automatic toilet seat cover machine. Paper ones that you remove yourself and put down are fine.

"Have you been in a restroom where the toilets have an automatic plastic cover that whirls itself around the seat to provide a hygienic surface for the next user? If you’ve passed through O’Hare International Airport and used the facilities, chances are you have at least seen them.

Such seat covers are now the center of a controversy in the airport for a couple reasons.

First of all, they have been found to be have a flaw that can refute some of their hygienic purpose. It turns out that if toilet water is spit up during a flush or if urine makes its way onto the bowl, the liquid then gets dragged onto the plastic cover where the next person is supposed to sit.

The Chicago Sun-Times investigated the issue in person at the airport after receiving a tip from a reader."

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http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headline...t-so-hygienic/
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Not sure if anyone posted this.....

This Piece of Gym Equipment Has 362 Times More Bacteria Than a Toilet Seat


I carry my own disposable wipes in my gym bag
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[QUOTE=legally_b10nde;1085004]Not sure if anyone posted this.....

This Piece of Gym Equipment Has 362 Times More Bacteria Than a Toilet Seat


OMG another reason I can use at my upcoming doctor's appointment when she asks why I haven't joined a gym YET !!!
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There's all kinds of feces /shit out there and it's loaded with bacteria but nothing grosses me out more than shameless bullshit.
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ummm these are all fascinating...but way too gross for me to think about..one of the things I absolutely hate to touch is any kind of ground meat...it just reminds me of hibee jibee things..i just can't

Rightfully so. When it has something called pink slime in it, it's bound to be a little bit gross.
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I used a public restroom today and heard all of your voices in my head giving me advice on the best way to proceed.
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This is so funny!

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I also thought of all of you in three different public restrooms today. It made me a little gleefull to know how grossed out you'd be!
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