What grosses you out?

homoe · 09-01-2016, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by easygoingfemme

Not in my parts. But around her they do tuck hankies up their shirt sleeves and use them and tuck them back in.

Catholics Nuns were famous for tucking hankies up their sleeves but I'm pretty sure it was for blowing their noses!

easygoingfemme · 09-01-2016, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by homoe

Catholics Nuns were famous for tucking hankies up their sleeves but I'm pretty sure it was for blowing their noses!

Yes, that was the type of "use them" I was referring to. Nuns or not.

Smiling · 09-08-2016, 07:44 PM

I had an assignment due tonight, so I went to the library after class. It was very busy, but I found one spot left near the back in between two guys. I named the young man sitting to my left "Indigestion" and we'll just call the gentleman on my right "Heavy Breather." The reasons for the nicknames will become clear in a moment.

When I logged on to the terminal, I was surprised to see that apparently a woman had left in quite a hurry. She was clearly gone (I asked to be sure), but she was still logged in and there were documents still open the desktop. According to her login, her name was Rebecca.

It didn't take long to figure out why young Rebecca fled so quickly.

Indigestion started repeatedly honking his nose instead of blowing it. And it was loud. And oh, the belching! He belched and honked a symphony of not-so-sweet nothings right into my ear. I could practically taste his dinner. It was unbelievably loud and it was positively the most revolting thing I have ever been subjected to in public. Oh, the acoustics!

Not to be outdone, Heavy Breather was apparently very excited by all of this. Indigestion just kept chomping on chips. This was not ordinary belching; when you are belching like this, it's time to stop eating for a little bit.

Now, I know when I write I often use hyperbole to underscore my point (and to entertain), but this time I have understated the events that took place in that library this evening. The entire facility was abuzz about it. I still cannot quite accept that it wasn't one of those secret practical joke shows, lol.

My stomach is literally still turning just recalling it.

Bèsame* · 03-11-2017, 08:11 PM

Yay, we had plans to go to the sushi /Chinese buffet for dinner! My first trip had sushi and pot stickers. Second one, steamed mussels and a bbq rib. Next time, variety plate. I tell Blaze I found fried bananas. Look I say..as I take a bite..Oh wait, it has a stick in it. First thought, they fried it on a stick.

Oh no, Blaze says, that's no banana, that's a frog leg.

I look at it, and swallow what I had bit and put it back on the plate. OMG...gross. That's exactly what it was.

They did have the sign, fried bananas!!

Blaze has not stopped laughing. He says I bit into the crutch the frog was using.

I just roll my eyes. Ha ha

homoe · 03-12-2017, 11:23 AM

People using their plate after a meal as an ashtray...

Chad · 03-12-2017, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by homoe

People using their plate after a meal as an ashtray...

People still do that? Super gross.

Gemme · 03-12-2017, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by homoe

People using their plate after a meal as an ashtray...

Better than before the meal.

homoe · 03-12-2017, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

Better than before the meal.

SO true.................

09-08-2016, 07:44 PM	#3
Smiling Senior Member How Do You Identify?: with a distinct flair Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: somewhere else Posts: 1,852 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,623 Thanked 4,388 Times in 1,009 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Total Gross-Out in the Library I had an assignment due tonight, so I went to the library after class. It was very busy, but I found one spot left near the back in between two guys. I named the young man sitting to my left "Indigestion" and we'll just call the gentleman on my right "Heavy Breather." The reasons for the nicknames will become clear in a moment. When I logged on to the terminal, I was surprised to see that apparently a woman had left in quite a hurry. She was clearly gone (I asked to be sure), but she was still logged in and there were documents still open the desktop. According to her login, her name was Rebecca. It didn't take long to figure out why young Rebecca fled so quickly. Indigestion started repeatedly honking his nose instead of blowing it. And it was loud. And oh, the belching! He belched and honked a symphony of not-so-sweet nothings right into my ear. I could practically taste his dinner. It was unbelievably loud and it was positively the most revolting thing I have ever been subjected to in public. Oh, the acoustics! Not to be outdone, Heavy Breather was apparently very excited by all of this. Indigestion just kept chomping on chips. This was not ordinary belching; when you are belching like this, it's time to stop eating for a little bit. Now, I know when I write I often use hyperbole to underscore my point (and to entertain), but this time I have understated the events that took place in that library this evening. The entire facility was abuzz about it. I still cannot quite accept that it wasn't one of those secret practical joke shows, lol. My stomach is literally still turning just recalling it. __________________ Beauty is truth's smile when she beholds her own face in a perfect mirror. -Rabindranath Tagore

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