What Cracked You Up Today?

Chad · 09-17-2016, 09:33 PM

Today my sweetheart read me a story from CNN about a foreign diplomat that was attacked in a restaurant by 2 men "wielding a cream pie".

anotherbutch · 09-17-2016, 09:42 PM

My Mom called and:

Mom: whatcha doing?

Me: watching the ballgame

Mom: huh, the ballgame's over!

Me: Well, no it's not over, I'm watching it.

Mom: Well, I was watching it too, why did I turn it off?

Me: I dunno Ma, why did ya turn it off?

Mom: I dunno.. I gotta go watch the game... bye.... click!

A. Spectre · 09-20-2016, 07:49 AM

femmeandstrong · 09-20-2016, 11:08 AM

Kitty inside the house lining up with a lizard on windowsil outside the house... lol

Wrang1er · 09-20-2016, 11:10 AM

My nephew, Jefferson who just turned 6 on Friday. He came home from kindergarten yesterday and told his mom (my sister) not to vote for Ronald Trump. He said Ronald Trump is racist. He doesn't like brown people (my nephews are half Pacific Islanders) and he doesn't like gays. He said Ronald Trump would make Aunt Ro (me) leave the country.

Not sure where he got this information but it definitely cracked me up! The things kids say.

CherryWine · 09-20-2016, 03:11 PM

We had our big annual evaluation at work today and yesterday. When our Contracting Officer's Rep. wrapped up and left today, we were all in a state of celebration over how well we think the evaluation went. Hooray!

But I was reminded of how hilariously awkward high-fives can be when I witnessed one that went to the tune of something like this...

And since I am so easily amused, here are some other pretty funny high five fails...

Degotoga · 09-23-2016, 09:26 AM

Shystonefem · 09-23-2016, 04:28 PM

Reading all the July comments on FB saying how bad the Patriots are going to do these first four games, 3 down and 1 to go.

09-17-2016, 09:33 PM	#1
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09-20-2016, 07:49 AM	#3
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09-23-2016, 09:26 AM	#7
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09-23-2016, 04:28 PM	#8
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09-17-2016, 09:42 PM	#2
anotherbutch Senior Member How Do You Identify?: butch Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: single and very content this way... Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: the midwest Posts: 1,784 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 317 Thanked 1,298 Times in 365 Posts Rep Power: 9955621	My Mom called and: Mom: whatcha doing? Me: watching the ballgame Mom: huh, the ballgame's over! Me: Well, no it's not over, I'm watching it. Mom: Well, I was watching it too, why did I turn it off? Me: I dunno Ma, why did ya turn it off? Mom: I dunno.. I gotta go watch the game... bye.... click!

09-20-2016, 11:08 AM	#4
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09-20-2016, 11:10 AM	#5
Wrang1er Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Me, myself and I Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Here Posts: 1,526 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,112 Thanked 7,043 Times in 1,354 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	My nephew, Jefferson who just turned 6 on Friday. He came home from kindergarten yesterday and told his mom (my sister) not to vote for Ronald Trump. He said Ronald Trump is racist. He doesn't like brown people (my nephews are half Pacific Islanders) and he doesn't like gays. He said Ronald Trump would make Aunt Ro (me) leave the country. Not sure where he got this information but it definitely cracked me up! The things kids say.

09-20-2016, 03:11 PM	#6
CherryWine Senior Member How Do You Identify?: lesbian femme Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The Deep South Posts: 2,491 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,060 Thanked 10,002 Times in 2,182 Posts Rep Power: 21474848	We had our big annual evaluation at work today and yesterday. When our Contracting Officer's Rep. wrapped up and left today, we were all in a state of celebration over how well we think the evaluation went. Hooray! But I was reminded of how hilariously awkward high-fives can be when I witnessed one that went to the tune of something like this... And since I am so easily amused, here are some other pretty funny high five fails...