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Old 10-02-2016, 11:50 AM   #1
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My cat was zipping around the apartment at breakneck speeds, head bumping me, no claws involved kneading at my stomach, jumping on me - just going crazy and I couldn't figure out why. Until relenting I got up sooner than I cared to, let him out and then saw the reason - neighbor's cat, again. This is the third time now he's woken me up in the morning to open the door so he can see her. I usually get up early but if not about around nine he wakes me up, all over my body does his kitty dance do. Anyhow she seems to think he needs to hurry up and die, he seems to mistakenly believe he is now her boyfriend. But even though she treats him perfectly awful and they're both fixed go figure he keeps acting like she's his main squeeze and he her guardian protector. Well she used to attack him - real Kung Foo fighting stuff going on. But now she just hisses at him as meanwhile not discouraged and unperturbed he keeps on keeping on and just continues to bring her gifts like rocks and bird feathers and stuff. So this is what so far my morning has been about - watching my cat being actively topped by the neighbor's. Good grief I need to get out more if this for me is what now constitutes an actual social life - before I own my soul to the Purina cat food company, don't need to wear clothes because I'm so covered in fur and become some sort of crazy cat lady.
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Sunday afternoon = Ninerst vs. Cowboys!

7 - 0 Go Niners!!!!

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Clearly... I spoke too soon!

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Agreed!! But ... I wasn't wrong!

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Oops, not quite morning anymore. I wish you all a happy Sunday!

My thoughts are with the folks who were in the path of Matthew both here in the US as well, as the Caribbean.

Be well!
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Happy Sunday morning friends,

We stayed in bed late playing with the kitty and chatting. Had a lovely weekend breakfast, strong coffee, and knocked out some big chores.

It is such a cool beautiful day in Texas that we have all the windows open.

I hope everyone has a safe and happy Sunday.

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Happy Sunday Morning!

I am praying all of our brothers and sisters in Florida are doing well. I haven't heard much of anything about anyone so I am rather lost. Please share if you know anything.

Peace to everyone!
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It's 67 out side! I'm out under the walnut and oak tree! I just found out those big things falling are walnuts! I don't think there were any last year.
We were enjoying coffee, listening to birds, trains, and the church bells. Now we are cracking up, who is whose slave...lol

I want more coffee he wants a haircut...lol

As I'm sipping hot coffee, giggles....

Afternoon of a haircut (I'm getting good with the clippers) and some football.
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Happy Sunday folks!!! Hope all are well and have a safe, relaxing weekend. I'm off to work in a few hours.
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happy sunday! stay safe out there everyone in florida, georgia and the carolinas....go rangers! have a great week!
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I had an experience like this! I liked this girl even tho she at first wouldn't give me the time of day, hissed, and even tried to give me a couple good karate chops etc etc and yes I was dumb enough to even give her a few inexpensive trinkets. I was more luckier than your cat however, she FINALLY warmed up to me!
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it was a good morning indeed! It was also a working day for both of us.

I left first, with a wonderful eggs Benedict sandwich sans the sauce. Thank you baby! And.....when I got home, he had dinner waiting and a football game!
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