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10-26-2016, 05:13 PM
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must be love on the brain 
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why didnt the skeleton go to the halloween party?
he did not have the guts!
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11-30-2016, 09:28 AM
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What do you say when you're comforting a grammar nazi?
There, Their, They're
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers. 
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12-01-2016, 05:16 AM
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Two guys walk into a bar and one yells for the bar tender "Hey jackass get us two beers" They finished, and again- same guy yells out at the bar tender "hey jackass! Get us two more beers"
He downed his beer and left, but the other guy was perplexed as to why the bartender didn't get enraged at someone calling him a jackass..So he asked him..Don't that piss you off when people call you names? The bartender spoke up and said.."Hee Haw, hee haways talk to me that way.. 
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12-01-2016, 06:24 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the road? For foul reasons.
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12-01-2016, 06:37 AM
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How do you stop a bull from charging? Take away his credit card.
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12-01-2016, 08:02 AM
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Why did the elf go to school?
To learn the Elfabet..
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12-01-2016, 08:09 AM
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Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.
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