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Who's there? Wayne Wayne who? Wayne in a manger...! Knock Knock Who's there? Holly Holly who? Holly-days are here again! Knock Knock. Who's there? Butch, Jimmy and Joe. Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who? Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe. Knock Knock Who's There? Britney Spears! Britney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's There? Oops I did it again Knock Knock Who's There? Hanna Hanna who? Hanna partridge in a pear tree! Knock Knock Who's there? Olive Olive who? Olive you!
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How do you define courage? Is it the absence of fear? You might think, under the weight of your fears, "I am not courageous." But maybe you have the wrong perspective. Courage can be measured in many ways, and is not the absence or denial of fear, but the willingness to act vulnerably. When you're faced with the unknown and then you stand on the edge of risk, courage brings you to the point where you are able to take flight, though you might be unsure of your wings. |
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01-02-2017, 10:55 AM
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
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01-02-2017, 11:17 AM
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Four little birds got together one winter to discuss their flight plans
First little bird says "My instincts tell me to go north" Second little bird says "My instincts tell me to go south" Third little bird says" My instincts tell me to go west" Fourth little bird says "my end stinks" 
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02-23-2017, 02:15 PM
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A new study has found that women who carry extra weight live longer than than the men who mention it.
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03-08-2017, 06:36 PM
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C, Eb and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors".
A plateau is the highest form of flattery. What's orange and sounds like a carrot? A parrot. "I stand corrected." said the man in his orthopedic shoes.
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03-14-2017, 09:28 AM
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What did one firefly say to the other?
You glow girl!
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03-17-2017, 05:54 AM
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What do you call an Irishman sitting on a couch? "Paddy O'Furniture"
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06-23-2017, 08:30 AM
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 Q: Why don't pirates shower before walking the plank? A: Because they'll wash up on shore later. |
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06-23-2017, 10:07 AM
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