What are you doing right now?

*Anya* · 01-14-2017, 08:16 AM

I will try this again. Since the last IOS update, I am constantly kicked out of my iPad in the middle of writing a post. Infuriating!

OK, speaking of butches and laundry, if I may:

I am also doing laundry right now. I have been awake since 3, unable to sleep so I thought I would get things done.

My long-term ex-butch wanted to be helpful while I was in nursing school one time. She put a load of my dark clothes in the wash (props for not including whites), washed them and put them in the dryer.

She was afraid that my favorite pair of slacks (that should have gone to the dry cleaner-not wash) would get too wrinkled so she took them out, pressed them wet and for some god-forsaken reason, that she could not logically explain, put them in the oven, very carefully, keeping the pleats in the legs.

She put the oven on low, thinking they would dry beautifully and promptly forgot them.

Hours later, I came home from school, walked in the house, smelled something awful while she was upstairs reading, and my synthetic pants had shrunken to toddler size and had melted into the oven racks.

Her heart was in the right place and she did clean the oven racks but I swear; even after cleaning, every time I turned that oven on, I smelled my pants.

Those pants fit like a glove, too.

Oh well, they were a size 7 junior petite, a size never to be seen again anyway.

JDeere · 01-14-2017, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by *Anya*

I will try this again. Since the last IOS update, I am constantly kicked out of my iPad in the middle of writing a post. Infuriating!

OK, speaking of butches and laundry, if I may:

I am also doing laundry right now. I have been awake since 3, unable to sleep so I thought I would get things done.

My long-term ex-butch wanted to be helpful while I was in nursing school one time. She put a load of my dark clothes in the wash (props for not including whites), washed them and put them in the dryer.

She was afraid that my favorite pair of slacks (that should have gone to the dry cleaner-not wash) would get too wrinkled so she took them out, pressed them wet and for some god-forsaken reason, that she could not logically explain, put them in the oven, very carefully, keeping the pleats in the legs.

She put the oven on low, thinking they would dry beautifully and promptly forgot them.

Hours later, I came home from school, walked in the house, smelled something awful while she was upstairs reading, and my synthetic pants had shrunken to toddler size and had melted into the oven racks.

Her heart was in the right place and she did clean the oven racks but I swear; even after cleaning, every time I turned that oven on, I smelled my pants.

Those pants fit like a glove, too.

Oh well, they were a size 7 junior petite, a size never to be seen again anyway.

Wow, pants in the oven, what a mess.

I have been washing my undershirts the wrong way this whole time, just to clarify. Lol

Wrang1er · 01-14-2017, 10:38 AM

Getting ready to watch my nephew's basketball game. GO BLACKHAWKS!

I've never put clothes In the oven but I hid some dishes in there once. I preceded to forget about said dishes and preheated the oven. Thank goodness they were on a baking sheet.

~ocean · 01-14-2017, 11:09 AM

REFLECTING ~

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01-14-2017, 10:38 AM	#3
Wrang1er Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Me, myself and I Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Here Posts: 1,526 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,112 Thanked 7,043 Times in 1,354 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Getting ready to watch my nephew's basketball game. GO BLACKHAWKS! I've never put clothes In the oven but I hid some dishes in there once. I preceded to forget about said dishes and preheated the oven. Thank goodness they were on a baking sheet.