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Old 01-18-2017, 05:35 AM   #1
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The cats decided to chase each other in my room at 5:30 AM. *sigh*
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The baby kitty has been working on her football game today catching long throws and making touchdowns with her Nurff football. She is ready for tomorrow's big game.

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Monte is currently on a hunger strike, picking at his wet food and refusing anything but handfuls of Temptations cat treats which I'm slowly weaning him off of.
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Baby wants to explore the garage in the middle of the night. So she stands by the door to the garage and yowls. Most of the time, I am too deeply asleep to hear (I assume), but sometimes I am not, and, foolishly, I oblige her. I can't wait to get that doggy door installed so she can come and go at will. Also so I can move the litter out there. Why, I wonder, is the garage only intetesting at night?
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My kitty looks like she's up to no good...lol we'll see.
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Two of my cats have habits of hanging out in the shower and in the bathroom in general. But not usually together. I went to go in there this morning and the door was 3/4 of the way shut. I was like, hmmm, because my daughter was still in bed and there's just me left so... slowly opened the door and they were playing hide and seek in there. One hiding in the shower and the other about to pounce on him.

The dog managed to track mud in the house even after I wiped his paws off when he came in from playing outside.
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My boxer Yoda NEVER comes in my room. He rarely has in the year and a half he's been with me.

Last night a small thunderstorm came up. I heard the first clap of thunder and before it was over my bedroom door was being pushed open very swiftly.

He came to my side of the bed and just let me pet him. That seemed enough, but he put his paws on the bed. I couldn't convince him to get on the bed...but I put a dog bed down on the floor next to me. I don't know how long he stayed there; he was gone when I woke up.

I love that he's a big dog but still my baby <3
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SHIT ON THE PORCH! I have since unfriended them both,
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Diva Kitty is fascinated by the window I've been leaving open at night. The temperature has been perfect for sleeping. (It has a screen on it.) I don't think she's ever had a night-time window open to sit in front of before. It's also on a really high side of the house, so I think she really likes being up so high.

Tiny Dog is getting white fur around her feet. She's had it on her chin and under her nose for awhile now. It's really cute.
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The baby kitty was excited when I got home and wanted to play catch right away.

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Today I took Arya, (the dog I found in a parking lot and found her owner a week later....only to find he can't have her where he's living...so my neighbor and I share custody of her..)for a hike with my 3 other dogs.

Fortunately, I have a nice spot that is infrequently frequented and I can let them off the leash. (All but Bitsy. She's a wild one).

So...we're going up the mountain and Arya suddenly darts off the path up the hillside into some brush. Yoda looked after her completely incredulous. I could read his thoughts just by looking at him. He had NO IDEA this whole time that you could go somewhere besides the trail. He paused for a good ten seconds and then quickly followed her.

Yoda has been iffy about Arya because she's bigger than him. But this hike opened a new door. Before long the two were walking side by side exploring together <3

Jacques got very frisky along the way. BIG difference from yesterday when I had to carry him down a (albeit bigger) mountain. I need to realize my little lamb is old. He'll be 12 in April.

As an addendum.. Arya is 11...
And she left ALL of us in the dust today. Atta girl
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I caught my dog tearing up pictures of Trump!!! Nevermind the fact i leave them laying about for her to do that.! Gives me a tiny bit of satisfaction
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Kitty Eleanor is very curious about small places...I always say she is looking for a place to have imaginary kittens. (She's spayed)

So today I was putting laundry away and she got on the dresser to peek into it. Later I went in again and she was cuddled up in the drawer. It was too cute for words....
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The new kitten had fun running and playing today. The baby kitty is sulking a little because of the kitten. It will be okay when a new feline comes into the pride there is always a period of adjustment.
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Okay, we have recently acquired another customer's pet because they were struggling to care for her. They are an elderly couple and it was just becoming too much for them. She is a 27 year old Blue and Gold Macaw named Willow. We know, we know, believe me! This morning as Bevi drove up the driveway, the dogs gave Bevi their usual four dog barky salute/window greeting. I was in a different room and what do I hear from Willow but a loud, "Knock it off!". A minute passes and of course the dogs continue barking because Bevi is still not through the door yet. Now comes another loud admonishment, "Knock it off!!". The barking continues and Willow, at her little parrot brain wit's end, screams, "Shut up!!" Rude I know, but I couldn't help but laugh.
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So today I was putting laundry away and she got on the dresser to peek into it. Later I went in again and she was cuddled up in the drawer. It was too cute for words....
Diva Kitty can open drawers! Her favorite is one next to the bathtub. She stands on the tub, hooks her paws around the drawer edge, and pulls it out. She then uses it as a step to get on the bathroom counter.

Thank goodness Tiny Dog can NOT open drawers.
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Today Mr. Potato ate a LARGE protein bar. Like 7 inches long, a couple inches wide, and half an inch in height. I had taken a bite and then left it on a table next to my recliner. I went out to the grocery store and I found the empty package, in the middle of the kitchen floor when I returned, "clean as a whistle". The package had traveled quite a way from the table the protein bar was sitting on. I am still not sure how he had even gotten to it.
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Jennifer and Kevie played exceptionly hard. They came in a little before dark. I fixed their dinners. They have flopped in rhe bed..
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My babydog Hella Bellarella is having surgery as we speak. I'm worried and have anxiety but still telling myself she will be fine. She should be out in an hour and I'll try not to pull my hair out until then.
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