What Cracked You Up Today?

A. Spectre · 01-21-2017, 09:11 AM

A couple of months ago, I purchased 'Dump Trump' dog waste bags. I use them every day to clean up after my dogs. Last evening, I took one of the dogs on a walk at a park behind the house, she did her business and I went to clean it up when an elderly couple were walking towards us and noticed the waste bag. Their eyes were super big and they both started laughing hysterically. He said, "this has been one of the worst days of my life and thank you for this gift of laughter, albeit momentary."

We engaged in a brief but lovely conversation. They are both retired professors with 4 children, one of whom is a gay man they have loved and supported.

I will remember that moment where the three of us forgot, if only for a moment the gloom of the political events of yesterday.

Here are the bags.

cinnamongrrl · 01-21-2017, 09:42 AM

Watching Trump in church made me laugh so hard I had to leave the room (I'm at work)

He so obviously didn't have a damn clue

JDeere · 01-21-2017, 10:00 AM

A. Spectre · 01-26-2017, 02:12 PM

Female Legislators Unveil Male Ejaculation Bill Forbidding The Disposal Of Unused Semen

WASHINGTON, DC (By J. McConkey)—A group of leading female legislators have enacted a new bill that forbids American men from disposing of “unused” sperm, requiring them to bring any recreational semen to a nearby fertility clinic.

According to noted alternative facts specialist, Stephanie Yorke, sperm is intended for “procreation only” and not to be “wasted” on pleasure:

“Any sperm not being used for the purpose of procreation must be immediately donated to a sperm bank,” Yorke warned. “Failure to do so will lead to hefty fines and ultimately, incarceration, under the new ‘Level Playing Field Bill’.”

In response, leading male medical academics have raised concerns that refraining from masturbation would be hazardous to men’s testicular health, increasing their chances of prostate cancer.

Dr. David Ambrose hit out at the bill, claiming it put American men in the very difficult position of having to father and immediately surrender a child, everytime they ejaculate. He claims this will have very negative effects on men’s long-term mental health.

http://www.burrardstreetjournal.com/...culation-bill/

01-21-2017, 09:11 AM	#1
A. Spectre Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch dominant lesbian Preferred Pronoun?: She, Baby Boi Relationship Status: She is my sunrise and sunset. Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: North Shore Chicago Posts: 1,569 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,033 Thanked 11,075 Times in 1,495 Posts Rep Power: 21474848	A couple of months ago, I purchased 'Dump Trump' dog waste bags. I use them every day to clean up after my dogs. Last evening, I took one of the dogs on a walk at a park behind the house, she did her business and I went to clean it up when an elderly couple were walking towards us and noticed the waste bag. Their eyes were super big and they both started laughing hysterically. He said, "this has been one of the worst days of my life and thank you for this gift of laughter, albeit momentary." We engaged in a brief but lovely conversation. They are both retired professors with 4 children, one of whom is a gay man they have loved and supported. I will remember that moment where the three of us forgot, if only for a moment the gloom of the political events of yesterday. Here are the bags. __________________ * * *Joy and Sorrow are Inseparable

01-21-2017, 09:42 AM	#2
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,661 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,232 Thanked 27,597 Times in 6,955 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	Watching Trump in church made me laugh so hard I had to leave the room (I'm at work) He so obviously didn't have a damn clue __________________

01-21-2017, 10:00 AM	#3
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01-26-2017, 02:12 PM	#4
A. Spectre Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch dominant lesbian Preferred Pronoun?: She, Baby Boi Relationship Status: She is my sunrise and sunset. Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: North Shore Chicago Posts: 1,569 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,033 Thanked 11,075 Times in 1,495 Posts Rep Power: 21474848	Female Legislators Unveil Male Ejaculation Bill Forbidding The Disposal Of Unused Semen WASHINGTON, DC (By J. McConkey)—A group of leading female legislators have enacted a new bill that forbids American men from disposing of “unused” sperm, requiring them to bring any recreational semen to a nearby fertility clinic. According to noted alternative facts specialist, Stephanie Yorke, sperm is intended for “procreation only” and not to be “wasted” on pleasure: “Any sperm not being used for the purpose of procreation must be immediately donated to a sperm bank,” Yorke warned. “Failure to do so will lead to hefty fines and ultimately, incarceration, under the new ‘Level Playing Field Bill’.” In response, leading male medical academics have raised concerns that refraining from masturbation would be hazardous to men’s testicular health, increasing their chances of prostate cancer. Dr. David Ambrose hit out at the bill, claiming it put American men in the very difficult position of having to father and immediately surrender a child, everytime they ejaculate. He claims this will have very negative effects on men’s long-term mental health. http://www.burrardstreetjournal.com/...culation-bill/ __________________ * * *Joy and Sorrow are Inseparable