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Old 02-06-2017, 05:18 PM   #1
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A few moments ago, I cleared all of the texts from my phone, plugged the charger in and set it down a couple of feet away from where I am sitting. About a minute later I hear a distinctly female voice say, "If you just said something, I did not hear what it was!" I was somewhat surprised, seeing as I live alone and the radio/tv are not on. Lol! Then I realised my phone was speaking to me. As it turns out, I had accidently hit Google speak as I was laying the phone down.
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A meme on FB my crazy friend posted. It was hilarious. Something about the wife asking if he wanted chicken, lamb or fish for dinner and the husband says chicken. She says "You're eating soup you fat bastard, I was talking to the cat"!

I wasn't ready for that...lmbo!
( Yes, I'm about as crazy as he is. )
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Conversation with a co-worker:

Them: "Remember that diet pill back in the 90's that gave everyone the runs?"

Me: "Oh yeah! They would poop orange grease?"

Them: "YES! Can you believe people still took that even though it did that?"

Me: "Listen we've got a pile of greasy, orange shit in the White House as we speak so yeah, I can believe it."

Them: "But they PAID for that! That pile of shit BOUGHT his!"
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Conversation with a co-worker:

Them: "Remember that diet pill back in the 90's that gave everyone the runs?"

Me: "Oh yeah! They would poop orange grease?"

Them: "YES! Can you believe people still took that even though it did that?"

Me: "Listen we've got a pile of greasy, orange shit in the White House as we speak so yeah, I can believe it."

Them: "But they PAID for that! That pile of shit BOUGHT his!"
Please make that into a cartoon strip, with a blip of the pile of greasy, orange shit sitting behind his desk, and submit it to all the right places. I'm sure there will be at least one to print it!
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